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Giant Boner-Boosting Spider Goes Shopping
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Giant Boner-Boosting Spider Goes Shopping
A five-inch Brazilian Wandering Spider, the most poisonous spider on earth, caused panic in a German grocery store last week when it hopped out of a box of bananas and scurried around. The spider, which is also known to cause priapism (dangerously prolonged erections) in men, caused the store to close for 3 days while it was sought and still hasn't been found.
7/12/11 7:28pm ET - Gawker
 
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