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Guy Shoplifts During 'Shop With A Cop' Day
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Guy Shoplifts During 'Shop With A Cop' Day
If you're going to shoplift, maybe make sure there aren't 50 cops in the store. That's what Maryland police say happened during their 'Shop With A Cop' day at a Waldorf Wal-Mart last weekend. Timothy Randall Clark (22) was arrested for stealing 26 video games, two controllers, and several related accessories, all stuffed inside his pants and sweatshirt.
12/7/11 5:38pm ET - MyFoxDC
 
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