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Iowa Woman Assaults Boyfriend for Refusing Sex
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Iowa Woman Assaults Boyfriend for Refusing Sex
''All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?'' That's what Melissa Minarsich said to police when they arrived at her Iowa City home in response to a call of a ''female out of control.'' Minarsich smelled of booze and had slurred speech as she told police she started swinging at her boyfriend when he refused sex, landing a couple blows.
9/29/11 6:06pm ET - The Smoking Gun
 
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