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Lindsay Lohan Gets Billy Joel Song Tattoo
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Lindsay Lohan Gets Billy Joel Song Tattoo
They're both from Long Island, they're both terrible drivers, and now Lindsay Lohan and Billy Joel share something else: his lyrics next to her tit. Lohan recently went to Shamrock Tattoos in L.A. and got the following couplet from Joel's 1989 hit ''I Go to Extremes'' inked on her ribcage: ''Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife. I feel like I'm in the prime of my life.''
9/1/11 3:35pm ET - TMZ
 
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