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Mating Turtles Delay Flights at Kennedy Airport
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Mating Turtles Delay Flights at Kennedy Airport
Flights at Kennedy Airport in New York were delayed up to 30 minutes today when about 100 diamondback terrapin turtles crossed one of the runways to lay their eggs. The particular runway (4L) gets overrun by terrapins around this time every year when they mate.
6/29/11 7:20pm ET - The New York Times
 
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