Level -1Comic Sans
Sans serif, and sans humor.
Level 0Class Clown
Born with the witty gene.
Let's see if you can use it.
Level 1Office Ham
Funnier than the IT guy changing the water cooler.
Level 2Open Miker
Cracking jokes for free beer.
Level 3Amusing Blogger
Inspiring emoticons since 2005.
Level 4Audience Warmer
Finally getting paid...to stall.
Level 5Prop Comic
There's no prop big enough to hide your self-loathing.
Level 6Court Jester
Making monarchs laugh, or else.
Level 7Clever Columnist
Getting paid by the word, until your paper goes bankrupt.
Level 8Club Regular
You don't even have to help clean up anymore.
Level 9Improv All-Star
Pretty funny...about 15% of the time.
Level 10Morning Zoo Crew
Keepin' it real, between Usher and the traffic.
Level 11Sharp-Witted Scribe
Short and curly, but funny.
Level 12Cable Quipster
You're on the TV, between trade school ads and infomercials.
Level 13Wacky Sidekick
You get the less attractive love interest, but the best lines.
Level 14Saturday Sketcher
Because it pays better than just being a cross-dresser.
Level 15Hall Headliner
They even spelled your name right!
Level 16Award Show Host
You're almost good enough to win one.
Level 17Vegas Icon
Lunch buds with Siegfried or Roy. Whichever one didn't get eaten.
Level 18Sitcom Superstar
Laugh-tracking all the way to the bank. Then rehab.
Level 19Block Buster
Packing the seats like a superhero sequel.
Level 20Late Night Legend
Johnny, Dave, you.
