An 83-year-old Iowa man has been arrested for prostituting himself. Ben Clifford Dawson, who is also running for the local city council, stands accused of offering to ''perform sex acts on a woman in exchange for repayment of a loan'' and ''kissing her neck without consent.'' 11/3/11 5:16pm ET
Legendary French fashion and fragrance house Chanel has created a new perfume called Jersey, which they describe as ''relaxed chic with a dash of liberation.'' 11/3/11 6:09pm ET
A 30-year-old Iowa woman has been arrested for allegedly setting fire to the house of a long-time friend because she defriended her on Facebook. Jennifer Christine Harris has been charged with first-degree arson and is currently being held in the county jail. No one was injured in the blaze, but the friend's garage was destroyed. 11/3/11 6:30pm ET
Concerned parents are complaining about a new $50 limited edition Barbie created by the Italian-based, Japanese-inspired brand Tokidoki. The new edgy Barbie has a pink bob hairstyle, punk clothing, and tattoos running down her arm and around her collarbone. 10/25/11 4:47pm ET
Parents, stop complaining. You can get it for half that price on eBay.
According to Georgia police, a woman identified as Alexandrea Brooks infiltrated a Walgreens in Marietta last month and made off with 26 boxes of condoms, an ovulation test, and a box of Huggies baby wipes. The total value of her score: $562.68. 10/25/11 5:12pm ET
26 boxes of condoms and 1 ovulation test? Seems like a waste. Anybody who uses that many condoms must be ovulating constantly.
According to Georgia police, a woman identified as Alexandrea Brooks infiltrated a Walgreens in Marietta last month and made off with 26 boxes of condoms, an ovulation test, and a box of Huggies baby wipes. The total value of her score: $562.68. 10/25/11 5:12pm ET
This woman is either a really popular prostitute, or a really dedicated tester for Consumer Reports.
A pair of coworkers at Skydive Taft in Bakersfield, CA -- he a skydiving instructor/porn actor, she the company's receptionist -- decided to film themselves having sex while skydiving in an attempt to get Howard Stern's attention. The instructor, Alex Torres, has been fired by the company, and the fate of the receptionist, Hope Howell, is still up in the air. (NSFW) 10/17/11 3:11pm ET
Looking at that guy, you'd never guess he'd be the type to do something like that. Oh wait, I'm looking at the wrong guy.
A pair of coworkers at Skydive Taft in Bakersfield, CA -- he a skydiving instructor/porn actor, she the company's receptionist -- decided to film themselves having sex while skydiving in an attempt to get Howard Stern's attention. The instructor, Alex Torres, has been fired by the company, and the fate of the receptionist, Hope Howell, is still up in the air. (NSFW) 10/17/11 3:11pm ET
This reminds of the time when I did nothing like this.
A pair of coworkers at Skydive Taft in Bakersfield, CA -- he a skydiving instructor/porn actor, she the company's receptionist -- decided to film themselves having sex while skydiving in an attempt to get Howard Stern's attention. The instructor, Alex Torres, has been fired by the company, and the fate of the receptionist, Hope Howell, is still up in the air. (NSFW) 10/17/11 3:11pm ET
Just watched the video. You can't see much, and it's hard to hear with all the wind...and her labia flapping.
On a recent episode of 'Family Feud,' a seemingly innocent pastor's wife stunned the audience into silence with her response to the following question: ''Name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow.'' Her answer: sperm. [VIDEO] 10/17/11 2:04pm ET
Sperm was the first thing that came to mind? There's so many other answers: mouthwash ... cigarettes ... balls ....
Bravo, the cable television network known for such reality shows as 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' and 'The Millionaire Matchmaker', is looking for young professionals to star in an upcoming reality show based on Silicon Valley. Wonder what they'll call it...? 10/11/11 4:25pm ET
Bravo, the cable television network known for such reality shows as 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' and 'The Millionaire Matchmaker', is looking for young professionals to star in an upcoming reality show based on Silicon Valley. Wonder what they'll call it...? 10/11/11 4:25pm ET
Bravo, the cable television network known for such reality shows as 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' and 'The Millionaire Matchmaker', is looking for young professionals to star in an upcoming reality show based on Silicon Valley. Wonder what they'll call it...? 10/11/11 4:25pm ET
Bravo, the cable television network known for such reality shows as 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' and 'The Millionaire Matchmaker', is looking for young professionals to star in an upcoming reality show based on Silicon Valley. Wonder what they'll call it...? 10/11/11 4:25pm ET
American professors Thomas Sargent and Christopher Sims (both 68) have won the Nobel Prize for economics for their work studying how changes in government policies or economic shocks affect a nation's economy. ''We're basically statistical historians,'' Sargent said. ''We comb past economic events to give us clues what will happen in the future.'' 10/11/11 2:07pm ET
Now those are a couple of nerds. In fact they're so nerdy, they even started getting bullied by the winners of the Peace prize.
Halloween has a new nemesis: JesusWeen. What is JesusWeen? It's a Christian organization that opposes ''ungodly'' Halloween and its ''evil characters.'' This October 31st, instead of Mars bars, group members plan to hand trick-or-treaters mini Bibles. 10/11/11 2:36pm ET
On Halloween, group members plan to hand trick-or-treaters mini Bibles. And the trick-or-treaters plan to return the favor with verse-of-the-day toilet paper.
Halloween has a new nemesis: JesusWeen. What is JesusWeen? It's a Christian organization that opposes ''ungodly'' Halloween and its ''evil characters.'' This October 31st, instead of Mars bars, group members plan to hand trick-or-treaters mini Bibles. 10/11/11 2:36pm ET
I fully support the Christians. That's why I'm dressing as Slutty Jesus.
The NBA has canceled the first two weeks of its 2011-12 season after failing to reach a new labor agreement with its players. ''We remain very, very apart on all issues,'' league commissioner David Stern said after league representatives met with Players Association officials in a last-ditch attempt to save the November 1st start of the season. 10/11/11 1:35pm ET
Talks were going well, until one of the players stole one of the owners' toupees and started playing keep-away.
The NBA has canceled the first two weeks of its 2011-12 season after failing to reach a new labor agreement with its players. ''We remain very, very apart on all issues,'' league commissioner David Stern said after league representatives met with Players Association officials in a last-ditch attempt to save the November 1st start of the season. 10/11/11 1:35pm ET
"We remain very, very apart on all issues. Especially in terms of height."
As part of his ''quest to seek and destroy unnecessary burdens on the freedom and liberties of people'' -- and to create new jobs -- Florida state Rep. Ritch Workman (R) has submitted a bill to repeal Florida's 22-year-old ban on tossing little people for sport at bars. 10/6/11 5:05pm ET
I'm all for repealing the ban. As long as it means we can also start tossing state reps.
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