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Acropolis for Rent for $2,000 a Day
Gadling
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
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For hourly rates you'll still have to go to a bath house.
1/20/12 4:54pm ET
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Couple Tries to Blow Up Car With Flaming Tampons
BroBible
A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them. The couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. 1/19/12 1:30pm ET
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They were only trying to blow up flaming tampons with a car...there's nothing wrong with that..if you're on MythBusters.
1/20/12 4:53pm ET
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Rick Perry Drops Out of Race for President
Politico
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
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Perry will go back to doing what he does best...embarrassing Texans.
1/19/12 7:51pm ET
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Rick Perry Drops Out of Race for President
Politico
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
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Newt is visionary...he takes both sides...of every issue.
1/19/12 7:50pm ET
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Rick Perry Drops Out of Race for President
Politico
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
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This is news only to Rick Perry.
1/19/12 7:50pm ET
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Acropolis for Rent for $2,000 a Day
Gadling
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
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But it'll cost 100 times that for security to keep out poor Greeks.
1/19/12 7:49pm ET
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Acropolis for Rent for $2,000 a Day
Gadling
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
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Greece is gunning for some Trump cash.
1/19/12 7:48pm ET
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Acropolis for Rent for $2,000 a Day
Gadling
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
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I bet Yanni gets a discount.
1/19/12 7:48pm ET
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Couple Tries to Blow Up Car With Flaming Tampons
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A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them. The couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. 1/19/12 1:30pm ET
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Apparently FORD stands for Found On Road Dumb.
1/19/12 7:47pm ET
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Couple Tries to Blow Up Car With Flaming Tampons
BroBible
A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them. The couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. 1/19/12 1:30pm ET
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I am fairly certain I saw this on an episode of Jackass.
1/19/12 7:46pm ET
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Couple Tries to Blow Up Car With Flaming Tampons
BroBible
A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them. The couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. 1/19/12 1:30pm ET
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You know your car is a lemon when it's on the rag.
1/19/12 7:46pm ET
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Big Sites Plan Blackout to Protest Piracy Bill
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A handful of large websites will go dark on Wednesday to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), an anti-piracy bill that critics say will wreck the Internet as we know it. Wikipedia, Reddit, Boing Boing, and the Cheezburger network all plan to participate in the blackout. 1/17/12 1:38pm ET
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Pirates plan a blackout to protest protests to the piracy bill.
1/17/12 10:45pm ET
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Guy Smuggles Gun Into Jail in Rectum
The Huffington Post
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. 1/17/12 2:20pm ET
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This guy should get out of prison quickly...any one who can shove a gun up their ass must be CIA.
1/17/12 10:43pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
Billboard
Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/12 4:20pm ET
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The Katy Perry Sims Game will become the 21st Century equivalent of the Sears catalog lingerie section...nearly porn.
1/17/12 10:42pm ET
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People Using Pseudonyms Post Best Comments
VentureBeat
Online discussion board startup Disqus analyzed nearly 500,000 comments made via its platform and found that the digital denizens using fictitious names, or pseudonyms, are responsible for higher quality comments than those using their real names. 1/17/12 5:24pm ET
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Fake named people don't always turn in better writing...hence bad TV sitcoms.
1/17/12 10:39pm ET
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People Using Pseudonyms Post Best Comments
VentureBeat
Online discussion board startup Disqus analyzed nearly 500,000 comments made via its platform and found that the digital denizens using fictitious names, or pseudonyms, are responsible for higher quality comments than those using their real names. 1/17/12 5:24pm ET
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In another analysis, experts found online discussion board startups are more likely to make outrageous claims to drive traffic to their website.
1/17/12 5:53pm ET
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People Using Pseudonyms Post Best Comments
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Online discussion board startup Disqus analyzed nearly 500,000 comments made via its platform and found that the digital denizens using fictitious names, or pseudonyms, are responsible for higher quality comments than those using their real names. 1/17/12 5:24pm ET
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Clearly they never analyzed comments made by faked-named people anywhere else.
1/17/12 5:51pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
Billboard
Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/12 4:20pm ET
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Russell should've held onto her a bit longer...or at least her pocketbook.
1/17/12 5:47pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
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Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/12 4:20pm ET
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She may not beat Michael Jackson in the singles department but she's giving him a good run in product diversification.
1/17/12 5:46pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
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Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/12 4:20pm ET
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Presumably you get to virtually divorce Russell Brand.
1/17/12 5:44pm ET
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