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Rick Perry Drops Out of Race for President
Politico
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
AaronDavidWard
But he's still in the running for Least Memorable Governor.
1/19/12 7:58pm ET
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Rick Perry Drops Out of Race for President
Politico
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Everything is bigger in Texas...including the disappointment.
1/19/12 7:58pm ET
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Rick Perry Drops Out of Race for President
Politico
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
AaronDavidWard
We thought we dodged Bush IV...but Romney is still leading the GOP pack.
1/19/12 7:57pm ET
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Acropolis for Rent for $2,000 a Day
Gadling
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Ironically renting out places like the Acropolis is likely to lead to companies going the way of Greece...bankrupt.
1/19/12 7:56pm ET
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Acropolis for Rent for $2,000 a Day
Gadling
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Get him to the Greek...if you can afford it.
1/19/12 7:55pm ET
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Acropolis for Rent for $2,000 a Day
Gadling
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Greece is so desperate for jobs and money they should start renting out Greeks.
1/19/12 7:55pm ET
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Couple Tries to Blow Up Car With Flaming Tampons
BroBible
A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them. The couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. 1/19/12 1:30pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Mothers Against Drunks Using Tampons are outraged!
1/19/12 7:54pm ET
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Couple Tries to Blow Up Car With Flaming Tampons
BroBible
A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them. The couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. 1/19/12 1:30pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Remember kids...don't drink...and play with tampons.
1/19/12 7:53pm ET
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Couple Tries to Blow Up Car With Flaming Tampons
BroBible
A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them. The couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. 1/19/12 1:30pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Moments like these bring couples closer together...and farther apart from sanity.
1/19/12 7:52pm ET
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Guy Smuggles Gun Into Jail in Rectum
The Huffington Post
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. 1/17/12 2:20pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Clearly this is a poor inmate...busted drug dealers pay prison guards to do this.
1/17/12 10:50pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
Billboard
Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/12 4:20pm ET
AaronDavidWard
First comes bubblegum pop followed by bubblegum video games followed by the inevitable bubblegum return to obscurity.
1/17/12 10:49pm ET
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People Using Pseudonyms Post Best Comments
VentureBeat
Online discussion board startup Disqus analyzed nearly 500,000 comments made via its platform and found that the digital denizens using fictitious names, or pseudonyms, are responsible for higher quality comments than those using their real names. 1/17/12 5:24pm ET
AaronDavidWard
500,000 comments doesn't even equal a day in the life of the average Facebook user...study a more widely used site and then maybe we'll believe you...XYZ Disqus user.
1/17/12 10:47pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
Billboard
Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/12 4:20pm ET
AaronDavidWard
You too will get to tweak Katy's voice virtually with Auto-Tune.
1/17/12 6:05pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
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Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/12 4:20pm ET
AaronDavidWard
California girls are undeniable...especially when they're loaded with video game cash.
1/17/12 6:04pm ET
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People Using Pseudonyms Post Best Comments
VentureBeat
Online discussion board startup Disqus analyzed nearly 500,000 comments made via its platform and found that the digital denizens using fictitious names, or pseudonyms, are responsible for higher quality comments than those using their real names. 1/17/12 5:24pm ET
AaronDavidWard
The Internet is perfect for the brillant but scared.
1/17/12 6:03pm ET
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People Using Pseudonyms Post Best Comments
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Online discussion board startup Disqus analyzed nearly 500,000 comments made via its platform and found that the digital denizens using fictitious names, or pseudonyms, are responsible for higher quality comments than those using their real names. 1/17/12 5:24pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Great news if you have no balls.
1/17/12 6:02pm ET
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Online discussion board startup Disqus analyzed nearly 500,000 comments made via its platform and found that the digital denizens using fictitious names, or pseudonyms, are responsible for higher quality comments than those using their real names. 1/17/12 5:24pm ET
AaronDavidWard
By analysis they mean a computer programmer was bored.
1/17/12 6:02pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
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Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/12 4:20pm ET
AaronDavidWard
I already thought Katy Perry was a virtual pop star.
1/17/12 6:02pm ET
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Big Sites Plan Blackout to Protest Piracy Bill
CNN
A handful of large websites will go dark on Wednesday to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), an anti-piracy bill that critics say will wreck the Internet as we know it. Wikipedia, Reddit, Boing Boing, and the Cheezburger network all plan to participate in the blackout. 1/17/12 1:38pm ET
AaronDavidWard
If Wikipedia goes dark...there will be an awful lot of school kids who don't finish their homework Wednesday night.
1/17/12 5:39pm ET
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Big Sites Plan Blackout to Protest Piracy Bill
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A handful of large websites will go dark on Wednesday to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), an anti-piracy bill that critics say will wreck the Internet as we know it. Wikipedia, Reddit, Boing Boing, and the Cheezburger network all plan to participate in the blackout. 1/17/12 1:38pm ET
AaronDavidWard
Expect Internet users to experience withdraw symptoms...like actually engaging in conversation with fellow human beings.
1/17/12 5:38pm ET
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