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Libyan Rebels Kill Moammar Gadhafi
The New York Times
Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
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Gaddafi may have been worth 200 billion dollars when he was killed. Even more tragic, he was just 2 days away from retirement.
10/26/11 12:51pm ET
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Libyan Rebels Kill Moammar Gadhafi
The New York Times
Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
ConanOBrien
The New York Times reports that Gadhafi spent his last days hovering between defiance and delusion, surviving on rice and pasta. In other words, Gadhafi spent his last days as a sophomore in college.
10/25/11 7:37pm ET
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Gadhafi Kept Photo Album of Condoleezza Rice
MSNBC
''Deeply bizarre and deeply creepy'' is how the State Department is describing a find inside the compound of Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi: a photo album with pictures of Condoleezza Rice, the former Secretary of State, who visited Tripoli in 2008. Gadhafi called her Leezza, proclaimed his love for her, and referred to her as ''my darling black African woman.'' 8/25/11 6:08pm ET
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Rice told him she was flattered, but she's still trying to work things out with Kim Jong Il.
10/24/11 6:01am ET
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Libyan Rebels Kill Moammar Gadhafi
The New York Times
Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
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I was thinking about it.... So between Osama bin Laden and Moammar Gadhafi, what President Obama is gonna be remembered for isn't healthcare.
10/24/11 6:01am ET
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Libyan Rebels Kill Moammar Gadhafi
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Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
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Even more shocking: he was killed by an escaped tiger from Ohio.
10/24/11 6:00am ET
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9-Year-Old Girl Drives Drunk Dad Around Town
Detroit Free Press
A 9-year-old Michigan girl, sitting on a booster seat behind the wheel of her father's van, asks the police officer who pulled her over, ''What did you stop me for? I was driving good.'' In the passenger seat is her 39-year-old father, Shawn Weimer, suspected of being drunk -- and now facing charges of felony child abuse and being a habitual offender. 10/18/11 2:26pm ET
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As he was being arrested, he told the girl, "I'm gonna need a lawyer. Go get your little brother."
10/19/11 2:12am ET
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Porn Hackers Strike 'Sesame Street' YouTube Page
CNN
Hackers appeared to have commandeered the YouTube page of the venerable 'Sesame Street' children's show Sunday, reprogramming the page with content brought to you by the letter 'X.' The show page had to be taken offline by YouTube after users who called up the account began seeing explicit sex videos instead of Muppets. 10/17/11 1:21pm ET
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Sesame Street says the videos were dirty, offensive, and a little too much about sharing.
10/18/11 9:09pm ET
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'Hackerazzi' Suspect Faces Up to 121 Years in Prison
Los Angeles Times
The FBI has arrested Christopher Chaney (35) of Jacksonville, FL for allegedly hacking the email accounts and stealing intimate photos of such celebrities as Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, and Christina Aguilera. The FBI says he did it by mining details of the stars' personal lives from magazines and the web for potential passwords. Chaney now faces up to 121 years in prison. 10/13/11 11:52am ET
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The man was in court today, where he plead "totally worth it."
10/17/11 1:18am ET
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Mind-Blowing Sex Can Cause Amnesia
LiveScience
A 54-year-old woman showed up in the emergency room unable to remember the past 24 hours. All she could recall was that her amnesia started right after having sex with her husband just an hour before. Turns out she was experiencing transient global amnesia, a rare condition in which memory suddenly, temporarily, disappears after strenuous activity. 10/13/11 12:55pm ET
ConanOBrien
According to new research, too much sex can cause temporary amnesia. Finally, something that explains my photographic memory.
10/17/11 1:18am ET
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Wall Street Protests Go Nationwide
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The spirited and leaderless Occupy: Wall Street movement has entered its third week in New York, as activists continue to vent their frustrations with everything from corporate greed to high gas prices to insufficient health insurance. Similar efforts have also sprung up in Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Seattle, united in their passion if not necessarily their reasons. 10/3/11 3:36pm ET
ConanOBrien
My kids asked me what the Wall Street protestors were angry about, and I told them it was the crappy Father's Day gift they gave me last year.
10/17/11 1:17am ET
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Mind-Blowing Sex Can Cause Amnesia
LiveScience
A 54-year-old woman showed up in the emergency room unable to remember the past 24 hours. All she could recall was that her amnesia started right after having sex with her husband just an hour before. Turns out she was experiencing transient global amnesia, a rare condition in which memory suddenly, temporarily, disappears after strenuous activity. 10/13/11 12:55pm ET
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According to new research, sex can trigger temporary amnesia. When she heard this, Paris Hilton said, "Who am I? And how did I get under this guy?"
10/13/11 12:58pm ET
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New Blood Test Will Tell You When You'll Die
The Independent
If you've got $650 and a morbid curiosity, you'll soon be able to know when you're going to die. By measuring the 'telomeres' at the tips of your chromosomes, a new blood test coming to market in Britain promises to estimate how much longer you have to live. 5/17/11 3:06pm ET
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The worst part is: it tells you in the voice of Elmo.
10/13/11 12:00pm ET
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Christian Group Protests Halloween with JesusWeen
Time NewsFeed
Halloween has a new nemesis: JesusWeen. What is JesusWeen? It's a Christian organization that opposes ''ungodly'' Halloween and its ''evil characters.'' This October 31st, instead of Mars bars, group members plan to hand trick-or-treaters mini Bibles. 10/11/11 2:36pm ET
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A Christian group is promoting what they say is a godly alternative to Halloween. They're calling it JesusWeen. Meanwhile, the children in this Christian group are calling it Bullshit.
10/13/11 11:59am ET
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'Hackerazzi' Suspect Faces Up to 121 Years in Prison
Los Angeles Times
The FBI has arrested Christopher Chaney (35) of Jacksonville, FL for allegedly hacking the email accounts and stealing intimate photos of such celebrities as Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, and Christina Aguilera. The FBI says he did it by mining details of the stars' personal lives from magazines and the web for potential passwords. Chaney now faces up to 121 years in prison. 10/13/11 11:52am ET
ConanOBrien
The FBI has arrested the man who hacked into Scarlett Johannson's phone and published nude photos of her online. The man faces up to 3-5 years in prison, unless he can hack into Megan Fox's phone.
10/13/11 11:58am ET
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Wall Street Protests Go Nationwide
CNN
The spirited and leaderless Occupy: Wall Street movement has entered its third week in New York, as activists continue to vent their frustrations with everything from corporate greed to high gas prices to insufficient health insurance. Similar efforts have also sprung up in Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Seattle, united in their passion if not necessarily their reasons. 10/3/11 3:36pm ET
ConanOBrien
My counter movement, Occupy Robert Wuhl's Street, doesn't seem to be gaining traction.
10/12/11 10:12pm ET
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Apple Announces iPhone 4S, Not iPhone 5
TechCrunch
If you were hoping for a brand new iPhone 5 today, you'll be disappointed. Instead, Apple announced the iPhone 4S, which looks exactly like the iPhone 4. But on the inside, it's got a faster processor, works globally, has a better camera, and includes a new voice-controlled assistant that lets you ask questions, like what's the time and how's the weather. 10/4/11 4:23pm ET
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The most exciting thing about the new iPhone 4S is a new app that automatically pre-orders the iPhone 5.
10/11/11 1:23am ET
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Women Report Having 'Yogasms'
The Daily Beast
Yoga has long been known for its metaphysical benefits to mind and body, but devotees are talking openly about the orgasmic pleasure they experience during practice. While most people who practice yoga don't attend class with the intention of reaching orgasm, sometimes they get more than they signed up for -- a yogasm. 9/30/11 4:14pm ET
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There's a new yoga class that teaches women to have orgasms without touching themselves. The technique involves relaxing your muscles, breathing correctly, and having sex with your yoga instructor.
9/30/11 4:19pm ET
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Hallmark Selling Sympathy Cards for Unemployed
Mediaite
Despite the best attempts from greeting card companies around the world, there are still a few days of the year that haven't been classified as holidays. To help fill that void, Hallmark is releasing sympathy cards designed for those who have recently been laid off. 9/28/11 6:18pm ET
ConanOBrien
Even more depressing: the cards are made in China.
9/29/11 2:11am ET
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Hallmark Selling Sympathy Cards for Unemployed
Mediaite
Despite the best attempts from greeting card companies around the world, there are still a few days of the year that haven't been classified as holidays. To help fill that void, Hallmark is releasing sympathy cards designed for those who have recently been laid off. 9/28/11 6:18pm ET
ConanOBrien
The good news is: the cards come pre-addressed to your congressman.
9/28/11 6:20pm ET
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Doritos Inventor To Be Buried With His Chips
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Arch West, the man credited with creating Doritos in the sixties, died last week in Texas at 97. According to a daughter, at his graveside service next Saturday, his family plans to pay respect by ''tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn.'' 9/27/11 4:37pm ET
ConanOBrien
The man who created Doritos passed away at the age of 97. The funeral will be cool-ranch style.
9/28/11 3:11am ET
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