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CoolAsIce
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Kwipster Calls it Kwits
Kwipster
Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/14 3:40pm ET
CoolAsIce
"We've concluded that there is no viable way forward for us at this point. Therefore, we have decided to cease operations today and endorse Newt Gingrich."
1/24/12 4:51am ET
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Romney Edges Santorum by 8 Votes in Iowa
Politico
Mitt Romney edged Rick Santorum by a mere eight votes in Tuesday's Iowa caucuses, a margin that amounted to a tie in the opening act of the 2012 presidential race. Ron Paul finished close behind in third place, while Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, and Michele Bachmann took the bottom three slots. Perry and Bachmann are now expected to drop out. 1/4/12 11:21am ET
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Santorum remains hopeful that a few last votes will seep out in his favor.
1/4/12 12:30pm ET
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Rocker Spotted Topless in Hawaii
TMZ
It's once again time for a favorite Kwipster pastime -- in that we've done it once before. See if you can guess whose chest is pictured, ideally in a humorous way. Hints: the person is a rock star, just got engaged, and has a famous daughter. Click through for the answer. 1/4/12 12:06pm ET
CoolAsIce
Who cares about the issues. I'll vote for whichever candidate bans this.
1/4/12 12:29pm ET
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Rocker Spotted Topless in Hawaii
TMZ
It's once again time for a favorite Kwipster pastime -- in that we've done it once before. See if you can guess whose chest is pictured, ideally in a humorous way. Hints: the person is a rock star, just got engaged, and has a famous daughter. Click through for the answer. 1/4/12 12:06pm ET
CoolAsIce
Joan Rivers is a rock star?
1/4/12 12:14pm ET
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Romney Edges Santorum by 8 Votes in Iowa
Politico
Mitt Romney edged Rick Santorum by a mere eight votes in Tuesday's Iowa caucuses, a margin that amounted to a tie in the opening act of the 2012 presidential race. Ron Paul finished close behind in third place, while Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, and Michele Bachmann took the bottom three slots. Perry and Bachmann are now expected to drop out. 1/4/12 11:21am ET
CoolAsIce
Just remember: a vote for a Santorum is a vote for...something you definitely don't want to search for on Google Images.
1/4/12 11:29am ET
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Romney Edges Santorum by 8 Votes in Iowa
Politico
Mitt Romney edged Rick Santorum by a mere eight votes in Tuesday's Iowa caucuses, a margin that amounted to a tie in the opening act of the 2012 presidential race. Ron Paul finished close behind in third place, while Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, and Michele Bachmann took the bottom three slots. Perry and Bachmann are now expected to drop out. 1/4/12 11:21am ET
CoolAsIce
Santorum's already demanded a recount. He's very anal.
1/4/12 11:27am ET
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Merriam-Webster Names 'Pragmatic' Word of the Year
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Merriam-Webster has chosen 'pragmatic' (meaning practical and logical) as the word of 2011, due to how often it was looked up on their online dictionary -- particularly before August's debt ceiling vote and during the congressional super-committee meetings. Runners-up include austerity, ambivalence, insidious, didactic, diversity, capitalism, socialism, and vitriol. 12/15/11 2:10pm ET
CoolAsIce
Hard to believe that many members of Congress actually known how to use the internet.
12/16/11 6:56pm ET
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Men Think Hotter Women More Interested
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A new study to be published in Psychological Science finds that the more attractive a woman is to a guy, the more likely he is to overestimate her interest in him. The study also finds that less attractive guys (based on the women's ratings) are even more likely to think the most attractive women are hot for them, while more attractive men are more realistic. 12/15/11 3:25pm ET
CoolAsIce
Figures the study was done by a woman. She totally wants me.
12/16/11 6:55pm ET
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Study: Soccer Causes Brain Damage
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Doctors are now warning that frequently heading a soccer ball can lead to brain injury, after brains scans of 32 players revealed patterns of damage similar to that seen in patients with concussion. To be safe, doctors advise players to stay under 1,000 headers per year. 11/30/11 3:57pm ET
CoolAsIce
They may be right. I tried to read the whole article but it was even more boring than soccer.
11/30/11 5:02pm ET
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Shoplifters Prefer Filet Mignon, Axe Body Spray
Adweek
According to retail security pros, the current most shoplifted products are: filet mignon, Jameson Irish Whiskey, electric toothbrushes, iPhones, Gilette razor blades, Axe body spray, Polo by Ralph Lauren apparel, Let's Rock Elmo, Chanel No. 5, and Nike shoes. 11/30/11 4:58pm ET
CoolAsIce
Filet mignon and Axe body spray? Sounds like Saturday night at Black Angus.
11/30/11 5:01pm ET
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Benetton Ads Show World Leaders Kissing
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Fashion retailer Benetton has launched an ad campaign called ''Unhate'' that features photos of world leaders digitally altered to make it look like they're kissing each other. President Obama, for example, is lip-locked with China's Hu Jintao and, separately, Hugo Chavez. Other kissers include the leaders of Israel and Palestine and the two Koreas. 11/16/11 6:07pm ET
CoolAsIce
I think I may have seen the one with the two Koreans leaders kissing. But it might've just been some Asian guy kissing my Grandma.
11/16/11 6:18pm ET
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Benetton Ads Show World Leaders Kissing
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Fashion retailer Benetton has launched an ad campaign called ''Unhate'' that features photos of world leaders digitally altered to make it look like they're kissing each other. President Obama, for example, is lip-locked with China's Hu Jintao and, separately, Hugo Chavez. Other kissers include the leaders of Israel and Palestine and the two Koreas. 11/16/11 6:07pm ET
CoolAsIce
I saw one with the leaders of Greece and Italy, but it was a little different. The Italian guy was turned the other way around.
11/16/11 6:17pm ET
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Most Expensive Photo Ever Sells for $4.4 Million
Death + Taxes
Andreas Gursky's 'Rhine II' became the most expensive photograph ever taken when it sold at Christie's Auction House last week for $4.4 million. The picture is a minimalist landscape showcasing the parallel lines of a road, the Rhine River, and the horizon. 11/15/11 6:55pm ET
CoolAsIce
If this is worth $4.4 million, my iPhone is now a billionaire.
11/15/11 6:59pm ET
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Most Expensive Photo Ever Sells for $4.4 Million
Death + Taxes
Andreas Gursky's 'Rhine II' became the most expensive photograph ever taken when it sold at Christie's Auction House last week for $4.4 million. The picture is a minimalist landscape showcasing the parallel lines of a road, the Rhine River, and the horizon. 11/15/11 6:55pm ET
CoolAsIce
Somebody paid $4.4 million for this? They must've also thrown in a bridge.
11/15/11 6:58pm ET
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Teens Soaking Tampons in Vodka
The Huffington Post
America's teens have found a new way to get drunk: by soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them in their rectums and vaginas. Why? According to Dr. Dan Quan of Phoenix, AZ, ''[It's a] quicker high, they think it's going to last longer, it's more intense.'' 11/15/11 5:57pm ET
CoolAsIce
Personally I prefer using pads. Because of the wings.
11/15/11 6:07pm ET
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Teens Soaking Tampons in Vodka
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America's teens have found a new way to get drunk: by soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them in their rectums and vaginas. Why? According to Dr. Dan Quan of Phoenix, AZ, ''[It's a] quicker high, they think it's going to last longer, it's more intense.'' 11/15/11 5:57pm ET
CoolAsIce
According to Dr. Dan Quan, "It's a quicker high, it lasts longer, and it's more intense. Or so they tell me."
11/15/11 6:06pm ET
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Sex With Animals Causes Penis Cancer
Gawker
According to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, men who have ''intense and long-term'' sex with animals are more likely to develop penis cancer, due to the potential for micro-traumas in the penile tissue and exposure to animal secretions. 11/14/11 4:36pm ET
CoolAsIce
Micro-traumas? No need to be insulting, doc.
11/14/11 5:00pm ET
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Sex With Animals Causes Penis Cancer
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According to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, men who have ''intense and long-term'' sex with animals are more likely to develop penis cancer, due to the potential for micro-traumas in the penile tissue and exposure to animal secretions. 11/14/11 4:36pm ET
CoolAsIce
There goes my social life.
11/14/11 4:59pm ET
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Occupy Protesters Posting on Craigslist for Sex
SF Weekly
Occupy demonstrators in San Francisco are turning to Craigslist in apparent protest against not getting laid. Listings in the Missed Connections and Casual Encounters sections have begun popping up with such headlines as ''Occupy Your Submissive Throat'' and ''#occupymycock.'' 10/27/11 5:54pm ET
CoolAsIce
Guess the tents in the park aren't the only ones they're pitching.
11/11/11 6:55pm ET
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Janet Jackson's Nipple Still in Court
Gawker
Nearly 8 years after Janet Jackson's ''wardrobe malfunction'' at the 2004 Super Bowl, the $550,000 fine leveled against CBS is still being argued in court. Today an appeals court in Philadelphia threw out the case, and now it might be returning to the Supreme Court, where it was heard in 2009 and sent back down to appeals. 11/2/11 6:56pm ET
CoolAsIce
The real reason it's taking so long: the jury keeps asking to review the evidence.
11/11/11 6:53pm ET
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