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Hillary Clinton Turns 64 Today
The Huffington Post
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton turns 64 today, sharing an October 26th birthday with such celebrities as Keith Urban (Mr. Kidman), Seth MacFarlane (closets), Rita Wilson (volleyball), Jon Heder (2004), and a bunch of other people we've never heard of. 10/26/11 4:16pm ET
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Happy Birthday to Secretary of State Hillary Clinton! She's 64! That's one year for every state in the union.
10/26/11 4:22pm ET
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Parents Decry New Tattooed Barbie
Time NewsFeed
Concerned parents are complaining about a new $50 limited edition Barbie created by the Italian-based, Japanese-inspired brand Tokidoki. The new edgy Barbie has a pink bob hairstyle, punk clothing, and tattoos running down her arm and around her collarbone. 10/25/11 4:47pm ET
EllenDeGeneres
"Ken, we can't go to the beach. I'm getting ink today."
10/25/11 4:52pm ET
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Andy Rooney Stepping Down from '60 Minutes'
CBS News
This Sunday's '60 Minutes' will be Andy Rooney's last regular appearance on the broadcast. Rooney (92) has been featured on the show since 1978. He'll make the announcement in his regular essay (his 1097th) at the end of the program, which will be preceded by a segment in which Rooney looks back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer. 9/28/11 6:07pm ET
EllenDeGeneres
Earlier this week Andy Rooney announced that he's retiring. But he will be appearing on a brand new reality show, 'Extreme Eyebrowing'.
10/3/11 1:24am ET
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Andy Rooney Stepping Down from '60 Minutes'
CBS News
This Sunday's '60 Minutes' will be Andy Rooney's last regular appearance on the broadcast. Rooney (92) has been featured on the show since 1978. He'll make the announcement in his regular essay (his 1097th) at the end of the program, which will be preceded by a segment in which Rooney looks back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer. 9/28/11 6:07pm ET
EllenDeGeneres
Earlier this week Andy Rooney announced that he's retiring. He said he wants to spend more time complaining to his family. "You ever notice that you don't take out the trash?"
10/3/11 1:24am ET
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New 'Dancing With the Stars' Cast Announced
Los Angeles Times
The celebs who will compete during the 13th season of 'Dancing With the Stars' are: Nancy Grace, Ricki Lake, Hope Solo, Ron Artest, Elisabetta Canalis, Chyna Phillps, David Arquette, Rob Kardashian, Chaz Bono, Kristin Cavallari, J.R. Martinez, and Carson Kressley. 8/30/11 2:25pm ET
EllenDeGeneres
I think the controversy about Chaz comes from the fact that sometimes people reject things they don't understand. And I don't understand algebra, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.
9/14/11 7:11pm ET
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New 'Dancing With the Stars' Cast Announced
Los Angeles Times
The celebs who will compete during the 13th season of 'Dancing With the Stars' are: Nancy Grace, Ricki Lake, Hope Solo, Ron Artest, Elisabetta Canalis, Chyna Phillps, David Arquette, Rob Kardashian, Chaz Bono, Kristin Cavallari, J.R. Martinez, and Carson Kressley. 8/30/11 2:25pm ET
EllenDeGeneres
There's been all this controversy about Chaz Bono, and here's what I have to say: Really? ... Shouldn't we be talking about bigger issues, like what's the deal between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez?
9/14/11 7:10pm ET
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Oprah Winfrey's Last Guest Revealed
Access Hollywood
According to sources at the taping, the guest on the final Oprah Winfrey Show was...no one. Instead, the show (airing tomorrow) features just Oprah sharing her life lessons and revisiting clips from her 25 years on the air. "This is my love letter to you," Oprah said. 5/24/11 6:28pm ET
EllenDeGeneres
Well, I don't know if you heard -- she kept it quiet -- but Oprah quit.
5/27/11 4:59pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
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Checking the mail for my invite to the royal honeymoon.
5/4/11 2:47pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
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Before the wedding started, they devoted an entire hour to guessing what Kate's dress might look like. An entire hour. Spoiler alert: it's white.
5/1/11 8:48pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
EllenDeGeneres
The coverage of the Royal Wedding accomplished something that's never been done before in the history of television. It made The Celebrity Apprentice look short.
5/1/11 8:48pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
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NBC covered the Royal Wedding from 3:00am to 5:00pm. And you know how much coverage that is? Too much.
5/1/11 8:47pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
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Every network was there. I think NBC had the most coverage. It started early, early this morning with Alison Sweeney from The Biggest Loser, and she weighed the Queen.
5/1/11 8:47pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
EllenDeGeneres
The coverage of the wedding has been crazy. They say 2 billion people watched the wedding. 2 billion! To put that in perspective, 8 people did not watch.
5/1/11 8:45pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
EllenDeGeneres
It was a beautiful ceremony at Westminster Abbey. The couple walked down the aisle, and then they were judged on grooming, and agility, and... I'm thinking of Westminster Dog Show, I'm sorry.
5/1/11 8:45pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
EllenDeGeneres
Earlier today Prince William married Kate Middleton, and hundreds of guests from all over the world were there to hear those two little words: "Where's Ellen?"
5/1/11 8:45pm ET
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Prince William and Kate Middleton Get Married
CNN
Britain's Prince William and his college sweetheart Kate Middleton have exchanged wedding vows at London's Westminster Abbey. They are now man and wife, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge -- titles conferred upon them by the Queen. [PHOTOS] 4/29/11 4:35am ET
EllenDeGeneres
Looks like the royal wedding went off without a hitch. Well, I guess there was one hitch.
4/30/11 12:07am ET
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Teen's Prom Dress Made of Starburst Candy Wrappers
Daily Mail / KARE 11
High school senior Tara Frey won't have to worry about turning up in the same dress as another girl at her prom this year. The Wisconsin teenager's mother has spent the past six years crafting her a unique dress out of Starburst candy wrappers. [PHOTOS] 4/20/11 10:50am ET
EllenDeGeneres
This poor guy's been planning to ask her to prom for months, finally works up the courage, and thought the worst that could happen would be she'd say no. And then this.
4/26/11 7:37pm ET
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William & Kate's Royal Wedding Guest List Leaked
Daily Mail
The 250 guests chosen jointly by Prince William and Kate Middleton, together with the 100 guests invited by Kate's parents, include a football club chairman, a famous comedian, a yoga teacher -- and all four of William's ex-girlfriends, along with two of Kate's rumoured former flames. [PHOTOS] 4/11/11 7:50am ET
EllenDeGeneres
No beer will be served at the reception, because The Palace says that beer is 'not an appropriate drink to be served in the Queen's presence.' So it'll just be shots.
4/26/11 7:29pm ET
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William & Kate's Royal Wedding Guest List Leaked
Daily Mail
The 250 guests chosen jointly by Prince William and Kate Middleton, together with the 100 guests invited by Kate's parents, include a football club chairman, a famous comedian, a yoga teacher -- and all four of William's ex-girlfriends, along with two of Kate's rumoured former flames. [PHOTOS] 4/11/11 7:50am ET
EllenDeGeneres
Today they released the official seating chart for Westiminster Abbey. I'll tell you where I'll be sitting: I'll be to the left of Portia on our couch.
4/26/11 7:29pm ET
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William & Kate's Royal Wedding Guest List Leaked
Daily Mail
The 250 guests chosen jointly by Prince William and Kate Middleton, together with the 100 guests invited by Kate's parents, include a football club chairman, a famous comedian, a yoga teacher -- and all four of William's ex-girlfriends, along with two of Kate's rumoured former flames. [PHOTOS] 4/11/11 7:50am ET
EllenDeGeneres
The ceremony is scheduled to start at 11:00am England time, which I think makes it June L.A. time.
4/26/11 7:28pm ET
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