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Funnydude78
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Big Sites Plan Blackout to Protest Piracy Bill
CNN
A handful of large websites will go dark on Wednesday to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), an anti-piracy bill that critics say will wreck the Internet as we know it. Wikipedia, Reddit, Boing Boing, and the Cheezburger network all plan to participate in the blackout. 1/17/12 1:38pm ET
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Reports indicate that myspace will be the first one to black out starting effective 2008.
1/17/12 7:55pm ET
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Michael Cera Possibly Hitler's Mom
Reddit
The nerd herd at Reddit may have just rewritten history, or at least the prequel to Juno. One of the nerds posted a photo of Michael Cera and Hitler's mother, revealing an eerie resemblance. 1/10/12 1:10pm ET
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I wasn't sure which picture I was supposed to masturbate to, so I just did it to both of them.
1/15/12 1:51pm ET
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Homicide No Longer a Leading Cause of Death
Los Angeles Times
For the first time since 1965, homicide was not one of the nation's top 15 causes of death in 2010, according to new data from the CDC. The top 15 were: heart disease, cancer, lower respiratory disease, stroke, accidents, Alzheimer's, diabetes, kidney disease, influenza and pneumonia, suicide, septicemia, liver disease, hypertension, Parkinson's, and pneumonitis. 1/11/12 6:59pm ET
Funnydude78
Deep fried bullets?
1/15/12 1:27pm ET
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Facebook Makes You Miserable
Miller-McCune
A new study suggests that Facebook may be skewing the way its users perceive their lives. It finds those carefully selected photos of cheerful, contented people cumulatively convey a self-esteem-shattering message: Our lives are fantastic! What's wrong with you? 1/12/12 5:03pm ET
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You and 13,143,842 like this.
1/15/12 1:23pm ET
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Chris Christie Makes Oral Sex Joke
Slate
Speaking at a Romney for President rally in New Hampshire yesterday, Chris Christie responded to female hecklers complaining about jobs going down with, ''You know, something may be going down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart.'' [VIDEO] 1/9/12 5:23pm ET
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Sex joke, I thouht that he was talking about the Nathans hot dog eating record.
1/12/12 5:51pm ET
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Man With Unique Name Arrested in Wisconsin
Capital Times
A man with a rather unique name was arrested in Madison, WI last week for violating the terms of his bail. Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (30), formerly known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, was tentatively charged with carrying a concealed weapon, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana, and a probation violation. 1/9/12 6:13pm ET
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He now wishes to be known simply as the felon formerly known as Jeffrey.
1/12/12 5:49pm ET
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Japanese Department Store Has 'Fuckin' Sale'
Gawker
A department store in Osaka, Japan held the ultimate clearance event earlier this month, offering 20% off everything in a 'Fuckin' Sale'. Apparently there's no word for that in Japanese. 1/9/12 5:40pm ET
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The next I bet they had a lot of "fuckin" returns.
1/12/12 5:46pm ET
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'The Advocate' Names Gayest Cities in America
The Advocate
'The Advocate' has released its 3rd annual ranking of the gayest cities in America. Salt Lake City was named the gayest, followed by Orlando, Cambridge (MA), Ft. Lauderdale, Seattle, Ann Arbor, Minneapolis / St. Paul, Knoxville, Atlanta, and Grand Rapids. [FULL LIST] 1/9/12 6:40pm ET
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Also what about Cincinnati aka The Queen City.
1/12/12 5:45pm ET
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Georgia School Math Problems Refer to Slaves
WSBTV
Parents of children at a Georgia elementary school were outraged to find math problems in their kids' homework referring to slavery and beatings. One question read, ''Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?'' Another read, ''If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in one week?'' 1/10/12 12:27pm ET
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I never knew that you could learn so much from racism.
1/12/12 5:44pm ET
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Carbon Dioxide Emissions Will Delay Next Ice Age
BBC News
A group of scientists is saying that human emissions of carbon dioxide will defer the next Ice Age. The last Ice Age ended about 11,500 years ago, and the next one -- which the scientists had expected to begin within 1,500 years -- may be delayed by another 1,000. 1/10/12 2:24pm ET
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Good, I mean who wants to see another Ray Romano cgi movie any way?
1/12/12 5:42pm ET
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Carbon Dioxide Emissions Will Delay Next Ice Age
BBC News
A group of scientists is saying that human emissions of carbon dioxide will defer the next Ice Age. The last Ice Age ended about 11,500 years ago, and the next one -- which the scientists had expected to begin within 1,500 years -- may be delayed by another 1,000. 1/10/12 2:24pm ET
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Dear Ice Age, Suck my balls. Sincerely Yours, Global Warming
1/12/12 5:41pm ET
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Hostess Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
The Wall Street Journal
Twinkies and Wonder Bread maker Hostess Brands Inc. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection today, struggling under the weight of debt and soaring labor force expenses. 1/11/12 4:58pm ET
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God damn you Obama!!!!
1/12/12 5:37pm ET
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Hostess Files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection
The Wall Street Journal
Twinkies and Wonder Bread maker Hostess Brands Inc. filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection today, struggling under the weight of debt and soaring labor force expenses. 1/11/12 4:58pm ET
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Get ready for home made twinkies aka bath tub twinkies.
1/12/12 5:37pm ET
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1 in 6 Americans is a Binge Drinker
Newser
Researchers from the CDC have found that 38 million Americans, roughly a sixth of the adult population, are binge drinkers who over-indulge an average of 4.4 times a month. A binge is defined as five or more drinks in the space of two hours for men, and four or more drinks for women. Wisconsin has the highest percentage of binge drinkers, at 25.6%. 1/11/12 6:22pm ET
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Well duh, what else is there to do in Wisconsin?
1/12/12 5:34pm ET
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Homicide No Longer a Leading Cause of Death
Los Angeles Times
For the first time since 1965, homicide was not one of the nation's top 15 causes of death in 2010, according to new data from the CDC. The top 15 were: heart disease, cancer, lower respiratory disease, stroke, accidents, Alzheimer's, diabetes, kidney disease, influenza and pneumonia, suicide, septicemia, liver disease, hypertension, Parkinson's, and pneumonitis. 1/11/12 6:59pm ET
Funnydude78
Homicides are way down ever since they invented guns that shoot diabetes.
1/12/12 5:33pm ET
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North Korea Reopens for Tourism
CNN
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea's official name) re-opened to tourists this week after its annual month-long winter hiatus. It's the first time foreigners can access the country since the death of its leader Kim Jong Il last month. 1/11/12 7:34pm ET
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And just think I was about to go to somewhere stupid like Jamaica, or the Bahamas.
1/12/12 5:30pm ET
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Jokes About Starbucks New Blonde Roast Forbidden
Gawker
According to a Starbucks gossip site, employees are forbidden from telling jokes about the company's new blonde roast coffee and will be issued a written offense if they do. 1/12/12 4:02pm ET
Funnydude78
Ok, Ok, so a mocha latte, an espresso, and a blonde roast all walk into a bar.........
1/12/12 5:28pm ET
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Buffett Will Match GOP Donations to Cut Deficit
The Raw Story
Answering Republican calls for him to donate to the U.S. Treasury to cut the budget deficit, billionaire Warren Buffett has challenged the GOP to join him, vowing to match their donations dollar-for-dollar. ''If we go to a contribution system, I'll match the total contribution made by all Republican members of Congress. And I'll even go three for one for McConnell.'' 1/12/12 4:34pm ET
Funnydude78
Ironic that the government after giving away billions and billions for "bailouts" is now seeking it's own bailout from the private sector.
1/12/12 5:26pm ET
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Facebook Makes You Miserable
Miller-McCune
A new study suggests that Facebook may be skewing the way its users perceive their lives. It finds those carefully selected photos of cheerful, contented people cumulatively convey a self-esteem-shattering message: Our lives are fantastic! What's wrong with you? 1/12/12 5:03pm ET
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If you think Facebook is bad, you should see the suicide rate for Linkedin.
1/12/12 5:24pm ET
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Buffett Will Match GOP Donations to Cut Deficit
The Raw Story
Answering Republican calls for him to donate to the U.S. Treasury to cut the budget deficit, billionaire Warren Buffett has challenged the GOP to join him, vowing to match their donations dollar-for-dollar. ''If we go to a contribution system, I'll match the total contribution made by all Republican members of Congress. And I'll even go three for one for McConnell.'' 1/12/12 4:34pm ET
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My favorite Warren Buffet song is Margaritaville.
1/12/12 5:23pm ET
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