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JimmyFallon
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Parents Decry New Tattooed Barbie
Time NewsFeed
Concerned parents are complaining about a new $50 limited edition Barbie created by the Italian-based, Japanese-inspired brand Tokidoki. The new edgy Barbie has a pink bob hairstyle, punk clothing, and tattoos running down her arm and around her collarbone. 10/25/11 4:47pm ET
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Mattel is facing criticism over a new Barbie that comes with permanent tattoos and pink hair. Daddy issues sold separately.
10/25/11 7:42pm ET
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'Hackerazzi' Suspect Faces Up to 121 Years in Prison
Los Angeles Times
The FBI has arrested Christopher Chaney (35) of Jacksonville, FL for allegedly hacking the email accounts and stealing intimate photos of such celebrities as Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, and Christina Aguilera. The FBI says he did it by mining details of the stars' personal lives from magazines and the web for potential passwords. Chaney now faces up to 121 years in prison. 10/13/11 11:52am ET
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The judge ruled that the man is no longer allowed to use the internet. That's right, they gave him AOL.
10/25/11 7:42pm ET
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Mind-Blowing Sex Can Cause Amnesia
LiveScience
A 54-year-old woman showed up in the emergency room unable to remember the past 24 hours. All she could recall was that her amnesia started right after having sex with her husband just an hour before. Turns out she was experiencing transient global amnesia, a rare condition in which memory suddenly, temporarily, disappears after strenuous activity. 10/13/11 12:55pm ET
JimmyFallon
A woman suffered temporary amnesia after having sex with her husband. Or as her husband put it, "Hell yeah she did."
10/17/11 1:20am ET
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Teens Soaking Gummi Bears in Vodka
Eater
With the help of how-to videos on YouTube, teens are now getting drunk on gummi bears by soaking them in vodka. After a few days, the gummies turn into bloated versions of their former selves, still bear-shaped and full of undetectable alcohol. 10/13/11 1:39pm ET
JimmyFallon
Teens are now eating gummi bears that have been soaked in vodka for 3 days. You can tell because the gummi bears are like, "Dude, don't say anything, I just totally made out with this Swedish fish."
10/13/11 1:46pm ET
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NBA Cancels First 2 Weeks of Season
Yahoo! Sports
The NBA has canceled the first two weeks of its 2011-12 season after failing to reach a new labor agreement with its players. ''We remain very, very apart on all issues,'' league commissioner David Stern said after league representatives met with Players Association officials in a last-ditch attempt to save the November 1st start of the season. 10/11/11 1:35pm ET
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Last night, the NBA failed to end the lockout after a 7-hour negotiation with the players. That's right, 7 hours of negotiations with an NBA player. Or as the Kardashians call that: a prenup.
10/12/11 10:16pm ET
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Facebook Unveils New 'Timeline' Feature
TechCrunch
At Facebook's f8 conference in San Francisco today, CEO Mark Zuckerberg unveiled the next evolution of the service, including an overhaul to the user profile called ''Timeline,'' which he called ''the story of your life.'' Timeline is a more visual profile that lets users highlight the key moments of their lives outside their everyday updates. 9/22/11 4:44pm ET
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Mark Zuckerberg went hunting and killed a bison. It was weird -- the bison's last words were "I...hate...the new Facebook layout!"
10/11/11 1:29am ET
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NBC Cancels 'The Playboy Club' After 3 Episodes
The Hollywood Reporter
NBC has canceled freshman drama 'The Playboy Club', which premiered 3 weeks ago to underwhelming ratings and fell even further in the 2 weeks that followed. Brian Williams' newsmagazine show, 'Rock Center', will take its place beginning October 31st. Until then, repeats of Maria Bello's 'Prime Suspect' will air on Mondays at 10pm. 10/4/11 3:14pm ET
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I'm not surprised. I heard the ratings were lower than Hugh Hefner's testicles.
10/11/11 1:28am ET
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Sarah Palin Will Not Run for President
CNN
In a written statement, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin said today: ''After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.'' 10/5/11 7:07pm ET
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Last night, Sarah Palin released a letter announcing she won't run for president in 2012. That's right, Sarah Palin wrote a letter, which explains why her spell check had to be given CPR this morning.
10/7/11 3:48am ET
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Sarah Palin Will Not Run for President
CNN
In a written statement, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin said today: ''After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.'' 10/5/11 7:07pm ET
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Sarah Palin is not running for president, but she said she will help other candidates get elected. Those other candidates are named Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
10/7/11 3:42am ET
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NBC Cancels 'The Playboy Club' After 3 Episodes
The Hollywood Reporter
NBC has canceled freshman drama 'The Playboy Club', which premiered 3 weeks ago to underwhelming ratings and fell even further in the 2 weeks that followed. Brian Williams' newsmagazine show, 'Rock Center', will take its place beginning October 31st. Until then, repeats of Maria Bello's 'Prime Suspect' will air on Mondays at 10pm. 10/4/11 3:14pm ET
JimmyFallon
NBC is cancelling its drama The Playboy Club. They're replacing it with Brian Williams' new show Rock Center. I can't believe that. A risque show about sex and nudity is replacing The Playboy Club.
10/5/11 4:00am ET
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Chris Christie Will Not Run for President
CNN
Republican Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has announced that he will not run for president in 2012. The first-term governor said the pressure he received over the past few months caused him to consider throwing his hat in the ring, but that, ''Now is not my time. I have a commitment to New Jersey that I simply will not abandon.'' 10/4/11 2:00pm ET
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Hey @GovChristie, want to come on the show tonight & read some jokes that we wrote about you? What have you got to lose? (insert joke here)
10/4/11 7:11pm ET
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Holly Madison Insures Breasts for $1,000,000
People
Vegas 'Peepshow' star Holly Madison has taken out a $1 million insurance policy on her breasts with Lloyd's of London. Madison (31) said, ''If anything happened to my boobs, I'd be out for a few months and I'd probably be out a million dollars. I thought I'd cover my assets.'' 9/29/11 7:49pm ET
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The insurance agent was like, "Don't worry. With Allstate, you're in good hands."
10/3/11 1:27am ET
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World Population to Hit 7 Billion On Halloween
The Huffington Post
Expect more than tricks and treats on Halloween this year. On October 31st, the world will welcome its 7 billionth person, according to the United Nations Population Fund. 9/30/11 3:54pm ET
JimmyFallon
The population will reach 7 billion on Halloween. Even more surprising, only 6 billion of them are going as sluts this year.
9/30/11 3:59pm ET
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Doritos Inventor To Be Buried With His Chips
NPR
Arch West, the man credited with creating Doritos in the sixties, died last week in Texas at 97. According to a daughter, at his graveside service next Saturday, his family plans to pay respect by ''tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn.'' 9/27/11 4:37pm ET
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At first his kids went to the wrong funeral, and the priest was like, "That's nacho dad."
9/27/11 4:45pm ET
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Doritos Inventor To Be Buried With His Chips
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Arch West, the man credited with creating Doritos in the sixties, died last week in Texas at 97. According to a daughter, at his graveside service next Saturday, his family plans to pay respect by ''tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn.'' 9/27/11 4:37pm ET
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This is just crazy. After they opened the casket, they resealed it with a chip clip.
9/27/11 4:45pm ET
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Doritos Inventor To Be Buried With His Chips
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Arch West, the man credited with creating Doritos in the sixties, died last week in Texas at 97. According to a daughter, at his graveside service next Saturday, his family plans to pay respect by ''tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn.'' 9/27/11 4:37pm ET
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His coffin seemed really big, but you know 80% of it's just air.
9/27/11 4:45pm ET
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Doritos Inventor To Be Buried With His Chips
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Arch West, the man credited with creating Doritos in the sixties, died last week in Texas at 97. According to a daughter, at his graveside service next Saturday, his family plans to pay respect by ''tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn.'' 9/27/11 4:37pm ET
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The man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and Cheetos in a variety pack.
9/27/11 4:44pm ET
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Facebook Unveils New 'Timeline' Feature
TechCrunch
At Facebook's f8 conference in San Francisco today, CEO Mark Zuckerberg unveiled the next evolution of the service, including an overhaul to the user profile called ''Timeline,'' which he called ''the story of your life.'' Timeline is a more visual profile that lets users highlight the key moments of their lives outside their everyday updates. 9/22/11 4:44pm ET
JimmyFallon
Today Facebook hosted its annual developer conference called F8. Not to be confused with the feedback they got for their new design: FU.
9/23/11 3:46am ET
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Schwarzenegger to Pen Memoir Titled 'Total Recall'
The New York Times
Arnold Schwarzenegger, the 64-year-old Austrian immigrant who came to the United States as an elite bodybuilder, gained fame and wealth as an international movie star, married a Kennedy, and was elected governor of California, is promising to write about his experiences in a memoir tentatively titled 'Total Recall', to release in October 2012. 9/22/11 6:49pm ET
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You'll find it in that section of Barnes & Noble marked "Trying to Change the Subject."
9/23/11 3:45am ET
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Facebook Unveils New 'Timeline' Feature
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At Facebook's f8 conference in San Francisco today, CEO Mark Zuckerberg unveiled the next evolution of the service, including an overhaul to the user profile called ''Timeline,'' which he called ''the story of your life.'' Timeline is a more visual profile that lets users highlight the key moments of their lives outside their everyday updates. 9/22/11 4:44pm ET
JimmyFallon
In addition to the 'Like' button, Facebook is adding a 'Listened' button, a 'Watched' button, and a 'Read' button. A few more buttons and Facebook will look like a waiter at TGIFridays.
9/22/11 5:17pm ET
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