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Kodiak160
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Harry Belafonte Falls Asleep On Air
CNN
84-year-old singer/actor Harry Belafonte appears to have fallen asleep during what was supposed to be a live interview with a Bakersfield, CA television station. According to his rep, Belafonte was meditating and couldn't hear the anchor in his earpiece. [VIDEO] 10/18/11 3:24pm ET
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Otherwise known as the Ray Charles excuse.
10/18/11 3:29pm ET
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Bravo Casting Silicon Valley Reality Show
GigaOM
Bravo, the cable television network known for such reality shows as 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' and 'The Millionaire Matchmaker', is looking for young professionals to star in an upcoming reality show based on Silicon Valley. Wonder what they'll call it...? 10/11/11 4:25pm ET
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They Took Our (Steve) Jobs
10/12/11 10:25am ET
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Chris Christie Will Not Run for President
CNN
Republican Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has announced that he will not run for president in 2012. The first-term governor said the pressure he received over the past few months caused him to consider throwing his hat in the ring, but that, ''Now is not my time. I have a commitment to New Jersey that I simply will not abandon.'' 10/4/11 2:00pm ET
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He was, however, found on the street holding a sign that read, "WILL RUN FOR FOOD"
10/4/11 2:45pm ET
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'L Word' Star Booted Off Plane After Kissing Girlfriend
Reuters
'The L Word' star Leisha Hailey says she and a girlfriend were kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight in a dispute over them kissing on the plane. Hailey, 40, tweeted that a flight attendant had told her that Southwest ''was a 'family' airline and kissing was not ok,'' and that she and her companion were then ''escorted off the plane for getting upset.'' 9/27/11 7:30pm ET
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The feud escalated when the flight attendant explained to her that 'L' actually stands for 'Lavatory'
9/27/11 8:43pm ET
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Doritos Inventor To Be Buried With His Chips
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Arch West, the man credited with creating Doritos in the sixties, died last week in Texas at 97. According to a daughter, at his graveside service next Saturday, his family plans to pay respect by ''tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn.'' 9/27/11 4:37pm ET
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At least you can't die from a heart attack twice.
9/27/11 6:54pm ET
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61-Year-Old Woman Swimming from Cuba to Florida
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61-year-old Diana Nyad began a 103-mile swim from Cuba to Florida Sunday night. Nyad trained for nearly two years for the swim, which is expected to take more than 60 hours and would set a record for open-water swims without a shark cage if completed. 8/8/11 2:43pm ET
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Or the "Most Active During Menopause" record.
8/8/11 5:24pm ET
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Stocks Crash But Treasuries Soar After U.S. Downgrade
The New York Times
In the wake of Standard & Poor's historic downgrade of America's credit rating, the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 635 points today as investors (paradoxically) fled to U.S. treasury bonds, which soared to their highest values since January 2009. 8/8/11 4:35pm ET
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I've got 3 houses and a hotel on Boardwalk...I'm safe.
8/8/11 5:22pm ET
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David Wu Resigns from Congress
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Rep. David Wu (D) of Oregon has resigned just days after being accused of sexual assault (and months after being accused of mental instability and random tiger-suit-wearing). Wu promises to leave Congress as soon as the debt ceiling crisis is resolved. 7/26/11 1:49pm ET
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At the press conference, Wu exclaimed, "I am Cornholio" and promptly left the room.
7/26/11 2:59pm ET
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Science: Time Travel is Impossible
Discovery News
Physicists at the Hong Kong University of Science and Technology say they have proven that a single photon obeys Einstein's theory that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light -- demonstrating that outside science fiction, time travel is impossible. 7/26/11 2:42pm ET
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Now we'll never be able to go back and get rid of Huey Lewis and the News.
7/26/11 2:56pm ET
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Rupert Murdoch Takes Pie to Face at Hearing
NY Daily News
Activist/comedian Jonnie Marbles hit media mogul Rupert Murdoch in the face with a cream pie during his hearing on bribery, blackmail, and phone hacking today. Murdoch's wife, Wendi Deng, leapt to his defense and slapped at Marbles, who called Murdoch a ''greedy billionaire.'' 7/19/11 12:36pm ET
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Murdoch reportedly said the pie was "Extra creamy." At least he wasn't lying to federal agents about the incident.
7/19/11 1:08pm ET
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America's Next Great Restaurant Closed After 6 Weeks
Eater
Soul Daddy, the healthy soul food restaurant born from NBC's America's Next Great Restaurant, has closed its New York City location after just over a month of operation in Manhattan's financial district. The restaurant also has locations (still open) in Los Angeles and Minneapolis. 6/15/11 2:17pm ET
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It would have been more profitable had they called the restaurant White Cracker.
6/15/11 2:25pm ET
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'Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark' Has Official Opening
The New York Times
After 183 previews, numerous injuries, and a recent overhaul, 'Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark' finally had its official Broadway opening last night. And according to The New York Times, the Bono/Edge-scored musical is no longer an ''ungodly, indecipherable mess,'' it's just ''a bore.'' 6/15/11 1:17pm ET
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They previewed a similar concept with 'Finding Nemo,' but knew it would flop after the whole audience drowned.
6/15/11 1:47pm ET
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Germany's Nude Hiking Trail Inspires Swiss
Time
When Germany opened its first official hiking trail for nudists last year, it was an instant hit. Now enthusiasts in Switzerland are calling for a similarly sanctioned trail in their country, where the right to hike naked is soon to be taken up by the Supreme Court. 6/10/11 2:52pm ET
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The European Hiking Association has issued a warning for all participants to be weary of petting any one-eyed snakes.
6/10/11 5:41pm ET
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8th Grade Field Trip Stops for Lunch at Hooters
Newser / AP
While on a field trip to the National Aquarium last week, a group of Pennsylvania 8th-graders got to see the finer side of Baltimore when their chaperones took them to lunch at Hooters. 6/1/11 4:58pm ET
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Proving that when you cut funding for sex education, teachers make sure that there is No Child Left Behind.
6/1/11 7:32pm ET
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Woman Attacks Roommate With Butter
AOL News
49-year-old Dawn Elizabeth Rhash of Collier County, FL, has been arrested for attacking her male roommate with butter. The victim told deputies that he and Rhash were arguing about whose food was whose, when the suspect ''threw butter at him striking him in the leg.'' 6/1/11 11:34am ET
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That's one way to tell your roommate that he's a lard ass.
6/1/11 11:41am ET
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The Kardashians Want You to Name Their First Novel
Bookperk
The Kardashian sisters have written their first novel, and they need YOU to come up with the title. The person who tweets the best 2-3 word title with the hashtag #TitleMeK by noon ET tomorrow will have it used on the cover and have their name featured in the story. 5/26/11 6:40pm ET
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Fucking and Punching
5/27/11 2:34pm ET
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The Kardashians Want You to Name Their First Novel
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The Kardashian sisters have written their first novel, and they need YOU to come up with the title. The person who tweets the best 2-3 word title with the hashtag #TitleMeK by noon ET tomorrow will have it used on the cover and have their name featured in the story. 5/26/11 6:40pm ET
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Think and Grow Tits
5/27/11 1:23am ET
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How You Pronounce Vowels Can Out You
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A recent study at The Ohio State University found that 75% of people could determine whether men were gay or straight based on the way they pronounce the letters a, e, i, o, and u in such monosyllabic words as 'food' and 'sell'. 5/25/11 6:35pm ET
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Duh. Gay horses eat haaaaayyyy.
5/25/11 6:51pm ET
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How You Pronounce Vowels Can Out You
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A recent study at The Ohio State University found that 75% of people could determine whether men were gay or straight based on the way they pronounce the letters a, e, i, o, and u in such monosyllabic words as 'food' and 'sell'. 5/25/11 6:35pm ET
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The other 25% don't care. They're bilingual.
5/25/11 6:45pm ET
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How You Pronounce Vowels Can Out You
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A recent study at The Ohio State University found that 75% of people could determine whether men were gay or straight based on the way they pronounce the letters a, e, i, o, and u in such monosyllabic words as 'food' and 'sell'. 5/25/11 6:35pm ET
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The study suggests that the trait starts in early childhood, especially in kids that learned to read with "Hooked on Phallics."
5/25/11 6:41pm ET
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