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NaomiLeonard
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'We are the 99%' is Year's Top Quote
Yahoo! News / AP
A Yale University librarian has anointed the Occupy Wall Street slogan -- ''We are the 99 percent'' -- as the year's best in his sixth annual list of the most notable quotations of the year. Also making the list are quotes from Elizabeth Warren, Warren Buffett, Jon Huntsman, Rick Perry, Herman Cain, Charlie Sheen, Steve Jobs, Anthony Weiner, and Gloria Allred. 12/19/11 4:42pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Rick Perry and Herman Cain tied for the #2 spot with "Oops."
12/19/11 6:03pm ET
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Patriots Prove God Doesn't Exist
Yahoo! Sports
The mania behind mile-high miracle worker Tim Tebow faded a bit Sunday, as the Denver Broncos and their religified quarterback fell to Tom Brady and the New England Patriots 41-23. 12/19/11 3:31pm ET
NaomiLeonard
"I was having a great game until God made me fumble!" said recent Atheism convert Tebow.
12/19/11 6:00pm ET
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Resort Wants Couples to Marry Nude on TV
Gadling
Want a free wedding in Jamaica that airs on national TV? It's yours. The only catch is you have to exchange vows in the nude. The Hedonism II resort is looking for 10 couples to get married in the buff for a major network documentary this Valentine's Day. 12/19/11 1:38pm ET
NaomiLeonard
"It's on TV?!" ~Kim Kardashian as she drunk dialed recent ex Kris...
12/19/11 5:58pm ET
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Howard Stern to Judge 'America's Got Talent'
Entertainment Weekly
NBC has hired Howard Stern as the new judge of the summer competition series 'America's Got Talent'. The popular radio shock-jock will critique the eclectic talent show, replacing Piers Morgan, and production of the show will move to New York City. 12/15/11 1:15pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Oh thank God they got an American asshole to replace the British one! Seemless.
12/16/11 6:36pm ET
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Merriam-Webster Names 'Pragmatic' Word of the Year
Newser
Merriam-Webster has chosen 'pragmatic' (meaning practical and logical) as the word of 2011, due to how often it was looked up on their online dictionary -- particularly before August's debt ceiling vote and during the congressional super-committee meetings. Runners-up include austerity, ambivalence, insidious, didactic, diversity, capitalism, socialism, and vitriol. 12/15/11 2:10pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Only because Viagra isn't a word in the dictionary yet..
12/16/11 6:35pm ET
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Men Think Hotter Women More Interested
MSNBC
A new study to be published in Psychological Science finds that the more attractive a woman is to a guy, the more likely he is to overestimate her interest in him. The study also finds that less attractive guys (based on the women's ratings) are even more likely to think the most attractive women are hot for them, while more attractive men are more realistic. 12/15/11 3:25pm ET
NaomiLeonard
So that's why the mullet with the cut off sleeves and the puka shell choker keeps nodding and winking at me!
12/16/11 6:34pm ET
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Record Number of Americans Unmarried
LiveScience
A new analysis of 2010 Census data finds that only 51% of American adults are currently married, a record low for the country. The median age at first marriage is also older than ever for both men and women, at 26.5 for women and 28.7 for men. 12/14/11 10:52am ET
NaomiLeonard
No wonder I keep seeing "Pass Prop 8" banners on Tuxedo shops.
12/14/11 7:26pm ET
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Man Fakes Mom's Obituary to Get Off Work
Gawker
45-year-old Scott Bennett of Brookville, PA recently took some time off work, and to make sure he didn't get fired for it, did what anyone else would do: he took out a fake obituary announcement for his mother in the local newspaper. 12/14/11 11:02am ET
NaomiLeonard
When Bennett called his mom to apologize, she simply said "you're adopted" and hung up.
12/14/11 7:22pm ET
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Steve Guttenberg Gets Star on Walk of Fame
Zap2it
Perhaps best known for the 'Police Academy' movies, actor Steve Guttenberg received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame this past Monday. His star is # 2,455 and -- fittingly -- is located in front of the Police Activities League on Hollywood Boulevard. 12/14/11 11:20am ET
NaomiLeonard
No, media! That was a star MAP Steve received..duh..
12/14/11 7:21pm ET
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Derek Jeter Gives One-Night Stands Memorabilia
New York
New York Yankees star Derek Jeter reportedly has lots of one-night stands, which all end the same way -- with his car service giving the women a basket of autographed memorabilia the morning after. The New York Post says they learned of the practice when Jeter accidentally had a two-night stand and sent the woman home with the same gift basket twice. 12/13/11 6:06pm ET
NaomiLeonard
I thought it was a little impersonal but the tiny DJ on the morning after pill was a nice touch..
12/14/11 7:18pm ET
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Trump Pulls Out of Own Debate
ABC News
Donald Trump has backed out of moderating a Republican debate because he's still considering running for president as an independent. Trump said the GOP candidates are ''very concerned'' that he will announce an independent candidacy after 'The Apprentice' ends and won't agree to a debate with him unless he rules that out -- which he won't do. 12/13/11 4:54pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Donald Trump is the Donald Trump of assholes.
12/14/11 7:14pm ET
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Babies Don't Buy Your Bullshit
LiveScience
Babies are known to copy adults, but a new study shows that they choose whether to imitate an adult's actions based on how credible they think the adult is. If an adult has previously displayed unreliable or dishonest behavior, the baby is less likely to mimic them. 12/13/11 5:20pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Wow, I guess I should stop screaming STOP COPYING ME to my neighbor's baby.
12/14/11 7:12pm ET
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Tangerine Tango Named Color of 2012
Shine
According to the Pantone Color Institute, Tangerine Tango, an electric orange red, is the color of 2012, and Shine's Sarah Bernard is extremely excited about the news. It's warm, uplifting, and energizing, and it happens to look great with almost every skin tone. 12/8/11 5:36pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Thank God, prison jumpsuits are fashionable again! See Sandusky? It won't ALL be bad.
12/10/11 7:05pm ET
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New York Principal Gets VIP Treatment
The Huffington Post
Sharron Smalls, principal of New York's Jane Addams High School, has come under fire after a photo surfaced showing her next to a topless man pouring a dark liquid substance on her. 12/5/11 5:49pm ET
NaomiLeonard
I smell a new reality hit coming..."The Real Principals of Harlem"
12/6/11 1:34am ET
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Fox News Anchor Calls The Muppets Communists
Daily Mail
Fox News has a new enemy: The Muppets. This past Friday, 'Follow The Money' host Eric Bolling dedicated a segment to discrediting the latest Muppet movie, slamming them for naming the villain Tex Richman in what he thought of as an attack on capitalism. ''We're teaching our kids class warfare!'' he said. ''Where are we, communist China?'' 12/5/11 4:24pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Umm if this were communist China, Eric, there would be a one muppet per movie limit. And Miss Piggy and Janice would've been drowned at birth.
12/6/11 1:19am ET
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Personality Can Be Judged By Smell
NY Daily News
According to new study, people can make accurate judgments about another person's personality based on the way he or she smells. In the study, Polish researchers asked raters to sniff white-cotton T-shirts that were worn for 3 straight nights by 100 men and 100 women, then asked them to make assessments about the wearers' personalities. 12/5/11 3:47pm ET
NaomiLeonard
All 100 women after sniffing all 100 shirts said "I'm sensing commitment issues and a porn addiction".
12/6/11 1:13am ET
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Tiger Woods Wins First Tournament Since Scandal
The Washington Post
Tiger Woods has won his first tournament since his 2009 sex scandal, breaking a 2-year winless streak at the Chevron World Challenge with a clutch birdie on the 18th hole. 12/5/11 3:20pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Coincidentally the 2 year Hooters restraining order was lifted the very night before...
12/6/11 1:07am ET
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Hanson Launching Beer Called 'Mmmhop'
NME
Pop band Hanson have revealed they are launching their own brand of beer called 'Mmmhop'. The trio have announced that the beverage -- named after their 1997 number one single 'Mmmbop' -- will be an India pale ale that will be available early next year. 12/1/11 4:20pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Thank God. It getting so tedius hating Justin Beiber. Nice to have some retro boy band hate.
12/2/11 9:27pm ET
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Larry King Joins Bid to Buy L.A. Dodgers
CNN
Former talk show host Larry King has joined a group of investors bidding to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers. ''It would be a thrill of a lifetime,'' he said. ''To go to a ballpark and have an owner's box, to even have a say in a possible trade -- are you out of your mind?'' 12/1/11 4:43pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Turns out the group of investers are old buddies of King's from an earlier investment, The Luisiana Purchase.
12/2/11 9:20pm ET
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Burger King Fattening Up its French Fries
Newser
Fast food chain Burger King is changing its french fry recipe for the first time since 1998. Starting Monday, the new fries will be thicker (just wider than a No. 2 pencil), have 20% less sodium, and will be crisper and stay hotter longer thanks to a new coating. 12/1/11 5:04pm ET
NaomiLeonard
Interviewed, Burger King customers ask what a No. 2 pencil is.
12/2/11 9:14pm ET
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