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OrangeRex
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Nashville Named Manliest City, Los Angeles Least
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The makers of COMBOS snacks have released their third annual 'America's Manliest Cities' study, awarding the top spot to Nashville and the bottom spot to Los Angeles. The study ranks America's 50 biggest metro areas by such metrics as the number of home improvement stores, steak houses, manly jobs, and motorcycles -- and penalizes for such attributes as excess cupcake shops and fancy furniture stores. [FULL LIST] 9/12/11 4:58pm ET
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My city came in third. That's not acceptable. Excuse me. I'm gonna go burn down some cupcake shops.
9/15/11 4:10am ET
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75-Year-Old Woman Crashes Internet in 2 Countries
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Georgian police arrested a 75-year-old woman who single-handedly cut off Internet connections in Georgia and neighboring Armenia. The pensioner was digging for scrap metal when she hacked into a fiber-optic cable running between the countries with the intent to steal it. 4/7/11 8:19am ET
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The shovel heard round the world.
9/15/11 4:03am ET
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Scarlett Johansson Nude Pictures Leaked (NSFW)
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If your Internet connection seems slow today, it's probably because the entire world is downloading (alleged) photos of Scarlett Johansson naked, which are believed to have been lifted by someone who hacked into her cell phone. [NSFW] 9/14/11 2:06pm ET
OrangeRex
My girlfriend just caught me reading this story and now she's thinks I'm a porn wacko. Thanks, Kwipster.
9/15/11 3:54am ET
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Tyler Perry is Entertainment's Highest Paid Man
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Tyler Perry tops Forbes' ''Entertainment's Highest-Paid Men'' list this year, pulling in $130 million over the 12 months ending in April. Following Perry were Jerry Bruckheimer ($113M), Steven Spielberg ($107M), Elton John ($100M), Simon Cowell ($97M), James Patterson ($84M), Dr. Phil ($80M), Leonardo DiCaprio ($77M), Howard Stern ($76M), and Tiger Woods ($75M). 9/14/11 11:52am ET
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This is proof that people will do ANYTHING for money.
9/15/11 3:49am ET
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SAT Reading Scores Fall to Record Low
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Scores on the reading portion of the SAT college entrance exam fell to their lowest level on record last year, and combined reading and math scores reached their lowest point since 1995. The College Board says the results reflect the record number of students from the class of 2011 who took the exam, including a growing number of Hispanic students. 9/14/11 2:03pm ET
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I'm beginning to question this whole Congress thing.
9/15/11 3:46am ET
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SAT Reading Scores Fall to Record Low
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Scores on the reading portion of the SAT college entrance exam fell to their lowest level on record last year, and combined reading and math scores reached their lowest point since 1995. The College Board says the results reflect the record number of students from the class of 2011 who took the exam, including a growing number of Hispanic students. 9/14/11 2:03pm ET
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Reading is for sissies.
9/15/11 3:44am ET
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Nashville Named Manliest City, Los Angeles Least
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The makers of COMBOS snacks have released their third annual 'America's Manliest Cities' study, awarding the top spot to Nashville and the bottom spot to Los Angeles. The study ranks America's 50 biggest metro areas by such metrics as the number of home improvement stores, steak houses, manly jobs, and motorcycles -- and penalizes for such attributes as excess cupcake shops and fancy furniture stores. [FULL LIST] 9/12/11 4:58pm ET
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I checked and my hometown, Oklahoma City came in 3rd, up 22 spots. But honestly, I had absolutely nothing to do with it.
9/15/11 3:42am ET
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Fat Guy Sues White Castle Over Booth Size
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A devoted, 290-pound White Castle fan is steaming mad at the fast-food chain, which he says repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger so he could fit in them. So now the 64-year-old is suing them for violating his civil rights. 9/13/11 2:58pm ET
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The manager's defense is that because he's a White Castle manager he's also fat and couldn't bend over to unbolt the chair from the floor.
9/15/11 3:36am ET
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Fat Guy Sues White Castle Over Booth Size
New York Post
A devoted, 290-pound White Castle fan is steaming mad at the fast-food chain, which he says repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger so he could fit in them. So now the 64-year-old is suing them for violating his civil rights. 9/13/11 2:58pm ET
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Coming up next, on Judge Judy.
9/15/11 3:35am ET
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Fatherhood Lowers Men's Sex Drive
BBC News
Researchers from Northwestern University have discovered that levels of testosterone in men decline substantially after fatherhood. They presume this drop in the hormone makes the dad more family-oriented and less likely to stray, as it lowers his sex drive. 9/13/11 3:54pm ET
OrangeRex
They start out in your balls. And apparently take them when they go.
9/15/11 3:34am ET
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Hooters Girls Pay Tribute to Victims of 9/11
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While there have been many tributes to victims of 9/11 as it marked its 10th anniversary, none are nearly as moving as this video from the girls of Hooters. Some may go for the wings, others may go for the boobs. From this day forward, I go for our freedom. [VIDEO] 9/13/11 4:20pm ET
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I believe when New America is formed... the national flag will be orange.
9/15/11 3:28am ET
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Hooters Girls Pay Tribute to Victims of 9/11
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While there have been many tributes to victims of 9/11 as it marked its 10th anniversary, none are nearly as moving as this video from the girls of Hooters. Some may go for the wings, others may go for the boobs. From this day forward, I go for our freedom. [VIDEO] 9/13/11 4:20pm ET
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Because if there's anything terrorists hate more than America, it's breasts.
9/15/11 3:26am ET
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Tea Party Supporters Want Uninsured to Die
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During last night's Tea Party GOP debate, CNN's Wolf Blitzer asked Ron Paul, ''What do you tell a guy who is sick, goes into a coma, and doesn't have health insurance? Are you saying society should just let him die?'' At which point several audience members yelled: ''Yeah!'' 9/13/11 4:24pm ET
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Paul's response: "I don't know Wolf. How do you tell him ANYTHING? He can't hear you. He's in a fucking coma, dumb ass."
9/15/11 3:24am ET
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Al Qaeda Leader Drops New Video on 9/11
CNN
In an hour-long video entitled 'The Dawn of Imminent Victory,' al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahiri marked the 10th anniversary of 9/11 with a speech rallying his terror troops to seize the opportunities created by the instability resulting from the Arab Spring. 9/13/11 8:35pm ET
OrangeRex
His opening line: "My name is Ayman al Zawahiri. But please, call me Grampy Zawa."
9/15/11 3:19am ET
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Al Qaeda Leader Drops New Video on 9/11
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In an hour-long video entitled 'The Dawn of Imminent Victory,' al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahiri marked the 10th anniversary of 9/11 with a speech rallying his terror troops to seize the opportunities created by the instability resulting from the Arab Spring. 9/13/11 8:35pm ET
OrangeRex
An hour? You lost me fellas. Perhaps if you'd made a music video?
9/15/11 3:16am ET
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Al Qaeda Leader Drops New Video on 9/11
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In an hour-long video entitled 'The Dawn of Imminent Victory,' al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahiri marked the 10th anniversary of 9/11 with a speech rallying his terror troops to seize the opportunities created by the instability resulting from the Arab Spring. 9/13/11 8:35pm ET
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Finally, an Al-Qaeda leader that looks good in close-up.
9/15/11 3:15am ET
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Al Qaeda Leader Drops New Video on 9/11
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In an hour-long video entitled 'The Dawn of Imminent Victory,' al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahiri marked the 10th anniversary of 9/11 with a speech rallying his terror troops to seize the opportunities created by the instability resulting from the Arab Spring. 9/13/11 8:35pm ET
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When the troops were assembled to watch the video, one grumbled "I hate these inspirational company videos. We get it already. Work hard. Blow stuff up. Don't forget to smile."
9/15/11 3:14am ET
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Al Qaeda Leader Drops New Video on 9/11
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In an hour-long video entitled 'The Dawn of Imminent Victory,' al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahiri marked the 10th anniversary of 9/11 with a speech rallying his terror troops to seize the opportunities created by the instability resulting from the Arab Spring. 9/13/11 8:35pm ET
OrangeRex
Why does the new guy always feel like he has to something to prove?
9/15/11 3:02am ET
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Al Qaeda Leader Drops New Video on 9/11
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In an hour-long video entitled 'The Dawn of Imminent Victory,' al Qaeda leader Ayman al Zawahiri marked the 10th anniversary of 9/11 with a speech rallying his terror troops to seize the opportunities created by the instability resulting from the Arab Spring. 9/13/11 8:35pm ET
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Additional bonus features include a background piece on Zawahiri entitled "I am not a terrorist. I just play one on TV."
9/15/11 3:01am ET
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Tyler Perry is Entertainment's Highest Paid Man
CNN
Tyler Perry tops Forbes' ''Entertainment's Highest-Paid Men'' list this year, pulling in $130 million over the 12 months ending in April. Following Perry were Jerry Bruckheimer ($113M), Steven Spielberg ($107M), Elton John ($100M), Simon Cowell ($97M), James Patterson ($84M), Dr. Phil ($80M), Leonardo DiCaprio ($77M), Howard Stern ($76M), and Tiger Woods ($75M). 9/14/11 11:52am ET
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I bet he sings The Jefferson's theme song in the shower.
9/15/11 2:57am ET
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