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SethMeyers
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Libyan Rebels Kill Moammar Gadhafi
The New York Times
Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
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If they ever did a "Law and Order: Libya" it would only be thirty minutes long. #NoTrials
10/24/11 5:56am ET
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Libyan Rebels Kill Moammar Gadhafi
The New York Times
Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
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And he was so close to making general.
10/20/11 2:18pm ET
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Libyan Rebels Kill Moammar Gadhafi
The New York Times
Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
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Gadhaffi's last words were "How my hair look, Mike?" #Unconfirmed
10/20/11 2:18pm ET
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Hope Solo, Blake Griffin Get Naked for ESPN
Examiner
ESPN's annual 'Body Issue' goes on sale today, featuring a number of famous athletes photographed in nothing but their birthday suits. Hope Solo, Blake Griffin, Steven Jackson, and Alicia Sacramone headline this year's all-star cast of nude athletes, each posing in very well-positioned angles that allow for a full view of nearly every square inch of their bodies. 10/7/11 2:21pm ET
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The latest issue of ESPN Magazine features New York Mets player Jose Reyes posing completely naked. Reyes says he's not embarrassed because plenty of great athletes have played for the Mets.
10/11/11 1:32am ET
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Sarah Palin Will Not Run for President
CNN
In a written statement, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin said today: ''After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.'' 10/5/11 7:07pm ET
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Palin said that she would love to be president but she just couldn't handle the 2-year commitment.
10/11/11 1:31am ET
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ESPN Drops Hank Williams Jr. After Hitler Remark
USA Today
ESPN dropped Hank Williams Jr. from opening Monday Night Football last night after he likened the golf summit between President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner to ''Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu,'' in that Obama and Vice President Biden are ''the enemy.'' Williams now says his comments were ''misunderstood.'' 10/4/11 1:07pm ET
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Dear ESPN, I have written and recorded a song called "The I Do Believe It's Football Time Rag." Tell me where to send it.
10/4/11 7:10pm ET
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Andy Rooney Stepping Down from '60 Minutes'
CBS News
This Sunday's '60 Minutes' will be Andy Rooney's last regular appearance on the broadcast. Rooney (92) has been featured on the show since 1978. He'll make the announcement in his regular essay (his 1097th) at the end of the program, which will be preceded by a segment in which Rooney looks back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer. 9/28/11 6:07pm ET
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Rooney apparently wanted more time to prepare for his role in the live-action version of 'Up'.
10/3/11 1:34am ET
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PETA to Launch Porn Site to Benefit Animals (Updated)
Gawker
[Confirmed by PETA today, originally posted on 8/18/11] PETA is launching a porn site that draws attention to the plight of animals. The organization's spokeswoman says PETA officials will ''track the website to determine if people are viewing the animal rights messages and not just the nudity. Past experience has shown that they will.'' 9/21/11 6:41pm ET
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PETA plans to launch a new porn site to raise awareness about veganism by mixing images of naked women and animal suffering. The worst part: at least one guy somewhere heard that and went "Finally!"
9/26/11 7:28am ET
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Facebook Unveils New 'Timeline' Feature
TechCrunch
At Facebook's f8 conference in San Francisco today, CEO Mark Zuckerberg unveiled the next evolution of the service, including an overhaul to the user profile called ''Timeline,'' which he called ''the story of your life.'' Timeline is a more visual profile that lets users highlight the key moments of their lives outside their everyday updates. 9/22/11 4:44pm ET
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Facebook announced a change to its interface called Timeline, which will let users share pictures and videos in real-time. Because we've all been thinking: come at me faster, other people's sonograms.
9/26/11 7:25am ET
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'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Gay Military Policy Ends
BBC News
A policy banning open homosexuality in the U.S. military has been repealed after nearly two decades. Introduced during the Clinton years, the end of ''don't ask, don't tell'' means service members can now reveal they are gay without fear of investigation or discharge. 9/20/11 1:13pm ET
SethMeyers
On Tuesday, the day that "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" officially ended, Marine officials went to gay community centers to recruit to troops. Gay community centers? Oh, gyms. They went to gyms.
9/26/11 7:23am ET
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Obama Calls for New Taxes on Rich to Cut Debt
The Washington Post
In a speech from the Rose Garden today, President Obama called for $1.5 trillion in new tax revenue as part of a proposal to tame the nation's rocketing federal debt, including new taxes on the wealthy, a special new tax for millionaires, and closing loopholes for those making over $250,000 per year. ''This is not class warfare,'' Obama said. ''It's math.'' 9/19/11 3:04pm ET
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President Obama defended his new proposed tax rate for millionaires, saying "this not class warfare, it's math." Which is unfortunate, because America is much better at warfare than math.
9/26/11 7:23am ET
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Obama Unveils $447 Billion 'American Jobs Act'
CBS News
In a fiery speech to a joint session of Congress last night, President Obama unveiled and called for immediate action on his 'American Jobs Act,' a $447 billion package of spending initiatives and tax cuts designed to jump-start the stalling economy and create new jobs. 9/9/11 1:08pm ET
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I think the greatest insult to a speech would be if no one live-blogged it.
9/9/11 1:13pm ET
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Obama Unveils $447 Billion 'American Jobs Act'
CBS News
In a fiery speech to a joint session of Congress last night, President Obama unveiled and called for immediate action on his 'American Jobs Act,' a $447 billion package of spending initiatives and tax cuts designed to jump-start the stalling economy and create new jobs. 9/9/11 1:08pm ET
SethMeyers
(During the speech) This speech is the worst NFL pre-game show I've ever seen. Where are the Peas!
9/9/11 1:12pm ET
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Romney, Perry Emerge as Victors in GOP Debate
Newser
Mitt Romney and Rick Perry are emerging as the victors of last night's Republican debate at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, CA. The Washington Post and The Daily Beast called Romney the clear winner, while the National Journal split his victory with Perry, and The New Republic called Perry the sole victor. 9/8/11 2:53pm ET
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Is this the debate with the trap doors under the podiums or is it the next one?
9/8/11 3:07pm ET
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Romney, Perry Emerge as Victors in GOP Debate
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Mitt Romney and Rick Perry are emerging as the victors of last night's Republican debate at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library in Simi Valley, CA. The Washington Post and The Daily Beast called Romney the clear winner, while the National Journal split his victory with Perry, and The New Republic called Perry the sole victor. 9/8/11 2:53pm ET
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No matter your politics, I think we can all agree that Mormons tan well.
9/8/11 3:06pm ET
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Washington Can't Agree on Anything
The Atlantic
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner slugged it out via memo today over the night the president wants to present his jobs plan to Congress (Wednesday, September 7th). Boehner says the House won't be in session that day until 6:30 p.m., which wouldn't give them enough time to host the president at 8:00. The night also happens to be slated for a nationally televised debate for the eight GOP contenders for president. 8/31/11 7:32pm ET
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You know what Obama should do for his jobs speech? Hire a million people to help him write it.
9/5/11 4:02am ET
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Warren Buffett Calls for Tax Increase on Super-Rich
TheStreet
In an op-ed piece in The New York Times today, legendary investor Warren Buffett (80) said it's time to stop coddling the super-rich and to increase the taxes they pay. Buffett, believed to be the 3rd richest person in the world with a net worth of $50 billion, called on Congress to create a budget that forces the top 0.3% of income earners to accept ''shared sacrifice.'' 8/15/11 5:36pm ET
SethMeyers
Warren Buffett's Op-Ed today is good reading. Plus I bet he wrote it with the world's nicest pen.
8/15/11 6:16pm ET
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S&P Drops U.S. Credit Rating from AAA, May Cut Again
Newser
Standard & Poor's has downgraded America's AAA credit rating for the first time ever, dropping the U.S. one notch to AA+ and sending global markets tumbling. The leading credit rating agency also warned that another downgrade could be on the way if the country's debt to GDP ratio continues to rise and its hyper-partisan politics continue to reign. 8/8/11 1:18pm ET
SethMeyers
Went to a bar with S&P last night. They told me a girl was a perfect 10 but turned out it was just a garbage bag full of wigs.
8/8/11 1:23pm ET
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S&P Drops U.S. Credit Rating from AAA, May Cut Again
Newser
Standard & Poor's has downgraded America's AAA credit rating for the first time ever, dropping the U.S. one notch to AA+ and sending global markets tumbling. The leading credit rating agency also warned that another downgrade could be on the way if the country's debt to GDP ratio continues to rise and its hyper-partisan politics continue to reign. 8/8/11 1:18pm ET
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Moody's just downgraded US to "Beyond Thunderdome."
8/8/11 1:22pm ET
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U.S. Avoids Default With Last-Minute Debt Deal
CNN
The U.S. Senate has passed a last-minute compromise plan to raise the nation's debt ceiling, sending the bill to President Barack Obama to be signed into law only hours before what would have been an unprecedented default. The bill calls for up to $2.4 trillion in savings over the next decade and raises the debt ceiling through the end of 2012. 8/2/11 1:13pm ET
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Good news: We didn't drive the car off the cliff. Bad news: it's still a super shitty car.
8/4/11 10:38pm ET
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