Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st, just shy of its first birthday. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/12 3:40pm ET
I'm sure all the kwipers will land on their feet, except of course, those without feet like someone with a disembodied head sitting on a table. I'm a little worried about that guy.
Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st, just shy of its first birthday. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/12 3:40pm ET
Reached for comment on the Kwipster announcement, the former Jeffrey Wilschke says "Yeah, I changed my name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop but I didn't quit!"
Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st, just shy of its first birthday. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/12 3:40pm ET
Damn. This was starting to get addictive. Now, I'm going to have to go back on heroin.
Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st, just shy of its first birthday. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/12 3:40pm ET
I bet the guy with the gun up his rectum is saying "Couldn't you have quit a couple of weeks ago?"
Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st, just shy of its first birthday. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/12 3:40pm ET
This is a real shame. Where else are we going to find out about inventive new uses for tampons?
Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st, just shy of its first birthday. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/12 3:40pm ET
No wonder. When Rick Perry pulls out, there goes the jokes.
Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st, just shy of its first birthday. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/12 3:40pm ET
I'm only doing this joke so I can achieve 2000 points. Then I'll trade it for a day at the Acropolis. I was told a Kwipster point equaled a dollar. That is right, right? RIGHT?
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
Song: "I want to play the Acropolis for Christmas! Only the Acropolis will do! I want to play the Acropolis... on my way up to the topolis but, unfortunately... the Acropolis says "Not You."
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
This is a shame... just when Texas was starting to get it together.
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
"Coming to Athens? Want to hang with Gods? Get booed off stage at the original Apollo theater? We've got the spot for you and all the uzo you can drink. Then you can jog to Marathon, only 26.2 miles."
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
"Coming to Athens? Have we got a deal for you. Nice little fixer-upper. Hilltop views. This baby has seen it all!"
A Pennsylvania couple has been arrested for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor oil compartment and igniting them. The couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief. 1/19/12 1:30pm ET
"Deshong and Deshong, Arsonists Extraordinaire! You name it, we burn it. Some ragamuffin you want taken down a notch? We got the perfect ignition... on special this month."
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
LIMERICK: Pretty boy Perry drops out of the race; With no chance of ever getting first place;
He endorses Newt to step in; Even though he's not much of a friend; With no hunting lodge as a disgrace
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. 1/17/12 2:20pm ET
LIMERICK: There once was a dumb crook named Leon; With a piece lodged up his behind;
The inspectors done missed it; Were so close, could've kissed it; A significant special caliber find.
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. 1/17/12 2:20pm ET
Had his gun fired while inserted, his tombstone would have read "Here lies Michael Ward. The small grave to the North is what's left of his penis."
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. 1/17/12 2:20pm ET
Had the gun fired, his tombstone would have read "Here lies Michael Ward... on his side."
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. 1/17/12 2:20pm ET
Gun salesman: "You want to try out this gun, you say? Well, we have a shooting range back here. Dressing room? I said shooting range. Oh? You just want to see how it fits?"
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. 1/17/12 2:20pm ET
"Don't mess with me, buddy, or you'll be facing a buttload of trouble."
Desperate times require desperate measures. That seems to be the mantra coming out of Greece, which has announced it will begin renting some of its most well known archeological sites, starting with the Acropolis itself, for about $2,000 per day. 1/19/12 12:59pm ET
How bad does your economy have to be to rent out your national... oh, yeah, that's why they're called "ruins."
Texas Governor Rick Perry ended his campaign for president today and endorsed Newt Gingrich. ''I believe Newt is a conservative visionary who can transform this country,'' he said. 1/19/12 12:39pm ET
No wonder Texas education proponents cringe whenever one of their governors runs for president. It's called the "Is our children learning" syndrome.
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