Redheaded men seeking quick cash can forget about Denmark's Cryos sperm bank, the world's largest. Cryos is full-up on ginger sperm and not seeking any more. According to its director, ''There are too many redheads in relation to demand,'' and only couples with sterile redheads want their sperm -- except for in Ireland, where it sells ''like hotcakes.'' 9/19/11 4:58pm ET
THick gooey delicious...yumyum......THE SYRUP FOR THE HOTCAKES...geez!!
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Yoga has long been known for its metaphysical benefits to mind and body, but devotees are talking openly about the orgasmic pleasure they experience during practice. While most people who practice yoga don't attend class with the intention of reaching orgasm, sometimes they get more than they signed up for -- a yogasm. 9/30/11 4:14pm ET
Do they sell queef-shields at these Yogasmic events?
This Sunday's '60 Minutes' will be Andy Rooney's last regular appearance on the broadcast. Rooney (92) has been featured on the show since 1978. He'll make the announcement in his regular essay (his 1097th) at the end of the program, which will be preceded by a segment in which Rooney looks back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer. 9/28/11 6:07pm ET
CBS execs were last seen driving a Delorean at 88 MPH to get back to 1977.
ESPN dropped Hank Williams Jr. from opening Monday Night Football last night after he likened the golf summit between President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner to ''Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu,'' in that Obama and Vice President Biden are ''the enemy.'' Williams now says his comments were ''misunderstood.'' 10/4/11 1:07pm ET
Country music REALLY DOES turn your brain into water!
40-year-old Dinora Rodriguez's boob job was beginning to leak, so she went in for a repair. But the surgeon, who she later found out wasn't board certified, put her new implants so close together that they touched, leaving her with a uniboob. He also performed eyelid surgery on her without her consent, and now she can't close her eyes. 9/30/11 4:57pm ET
In the early years of his political career, Rick Perry began hosting fellow lawmakers, friends, and supporters at his family's secluded West Texas hunting camp, a place known by the name ''Niggerhead,'' which was painted on a rock at the entrance. 10/3/11 1:23pm ET
NBC has canceled freshman drama 'The Playboy Club', which premiered 3 weeks ago to underwhelming ratings and fell even further in the 2 weeks that followed. Brian Williams' newsmagazine show, 'Rock Center', will take its place beginning October 31st. Until then, repeats of Maria Bello's 'Prime Suspect' will air on Mondays at 10pm. 10/4/11 3:14pm ET
crap for crap ..tit for tat...you decide which shows I am talking about
If you were hoping for a brand new iPhone 5 today, you'll be disappointed. Instead, Apple announced the iPhone 4S, which looks exactly like the iPhone 4. But on the inside, it's got a faster processor, works globally, has a better camera, and includes a new voice-controlled assistant that lets you ask questions, like what's the time and how's the weather. 10/4/11 4:23pm ET
Republican Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has announced that he will not run for president in 2012. The first-term governor said the pressure he received over the past few months caused him to consider throwing his hat in the ring, but that, ''Now is not my time. I have a commitment to New Jersey that I simply will not abandon.'' 10/4/11 2:00pm ET
The reason he didn'tw ant to run was clear when he said "Now it is my dinnertime! I have a reservation in New Jersey that I simply will not abandon.
In a written statement, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin said today: ''After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.'' 10/5/11 7:07pm ET
Palin also announced that she once saw a honeybadger....the honeybadger is so badass!
Guns N' Roses -- minus legendary guitarists Slash and Duff McKagan -- kicked off a world tour in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Sunday night, and let's just say that lead singer Axl Rose looks like he prepared for the tour by eating a Krispy Kreme shop. [VIDEO] 10/6/11 2:52pm ET
He thought he was lead singer for HoneyBuns -N- Hostess
New research suggests that even in modern societies, humans are still changing and evolving in response to the environment. By studying an island population in Quebec, researchers found a genetic push toward younger age at first reproduction and larger families. This is the first direct evidence of natural selection in a relatively modern human population. 10/6/11 3:53pm ET
Take your crappy study to Appalachia and see if you think humans are evolving!
As part of his ''quest to seek and destroy unnecessary burdens on the freedom and liberties of people'' -- and to create new jobs -- Florida state Rep. Ritch Workman (R) has submitted a bill to repeal Florida's 22-year-old ban on tossing little people for sport at bars. 10/6/11 5:05pm ET
Ritch Workman ? Isn't that an oxymoron or just another Florida moron?
'American Pie' star Jason Biggs appears to have a wife. And for his 33rd birthday, she (Jenny Mollen) hired a hooker to give him a blow job -- so she didn't have to do it herself. Through a friend, Mrs. Pie was able to find a ''massage therapist,'' who $600 later was fellating his semi-erect penis -- and inspiring her to write 3,300 words about it for a Playboy website. 10/6/11 2:06pm ET
$600? Hopefully the massage was worth the extra $575!
Former president George W. Bush is scheduled to speak on October 20th in British Columbia, but the Lawyers Against the War organization (LAW) says the Canadian government must either bar Bush at the border because of his alleged involvement in torture and other war crimes and crimes against humanity, or order his arrest when he enters Canada. 9/15/11 4:03pm ET
If they do....move the Mexican wall idea to Minnesota and Michigan
Researchers from Northwestern University have discovered that levels of testosterone in men decline substantially after fatherhood. They presume this drop in the hormone makes the dad more family-oriented and less likely to stray, as it lowers his sex drive. 9/13/11 3:54pm ET
Also lowering sex drive...Janet Reno....stretchmarks ....38DDs that are now 44Longs....a womb that produced enough to make a day care center.
In a fiery speech to a joint session of Congress last night, President Obama unveiled and called for immediate action on his 'American Jobs Act,' a $447 billion package of spending initiatives and tax cuts designed to jump-start the stalling economy and create new jobs. 9/9/11 1:08pm ET
Putting hos to work with all them 'jobs'.....pants around the ankles...God Bless America and thank you Mr. Obama!
A devoted, 290-pound White Castle fan is steaming mad at the fast-food chain, which he says repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger so he could fit in them. So now the 64-year-old is suing them for violating his civil rights. 9/13/11 2:58pm ET
Its no longer a handicap issue...Green Peace became involved when 20 Japanese showed up with clubs and beat the piss out of the 290 pound walrus-wannabe
Scores on the reading portion of the SAT college entrance exam fell to their lowest level on record last year, and combined reading and math scores reached their lowest point since 1995. The College Board says the results reflect the record number of students from the class of 2011 who took the exam, including a growing number of Hispanic students. 9/14/11 2:03pm ET
Dis iz da problum wit da Amerikan skool systims. I am so angree dat da peeples donut undrsting dat reedin iz funtamenthol.
A young Israeli man has launched a kosher version of Facebook for ultra-orthodox Jews called Faceglat (named after Facebook and the Yiddish word for 'highly kosher'). The network provides many of the same features as Facebook, such as chatting, sharing pictures, and adding friends, while strictly separating men from women, just like in synagogue. 9/14/11 12:58pm ET
Faceglat chat 'Harvey: Want to see my matzo balls?'