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chriscamp
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Brad Pitt to Retire from Acting in 3 Years
60 Minutes
In an interview with Australia's '60 Minutes' this weekend, Brad Pitt (47) said he plans to retire from acting in 3 years. After that? ''Hell if I know. I am really enjoying the producing side and development of stories and putting those pieces together. And getting stories to the plate that might have had a tougher time otherwise.'' [VIDEO] 11/14/11 10:45am ET
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Years of the school yard bullying tactics became too much when Jennifer Anniston called him Brad Pitty Pitty smelly arm Pitties
11/14/11 1:09pm ET
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Herman Cain Calls Michele Bachmann 'Tutti-Frutti'
Politico
In a forthcoming interview with GQ magazine, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain was asked what ice cream flavor would best describe fellow GOP hopeful Michele Bachmann. His response: ''I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti.'' Cain also described Mitt Romney as ''plain vanilla'' and Rick Perry as ''rocky road.'' 11/14/11 11:29am ET
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Faced with the same question Rick Perry said, "There are three flavors I would classify Michelle Bachmann as... Tutti fruitti, mint chocolate chip and ummm EPA??? No not EPA... Oops"
11/14/11 1:08pm ET
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Detroit Lions Fans Protest Nickelback Halftime Show
A.V. Club
A group of Detroit Lions fans have banded together to circulate a petition to replace Nickelback as the halftime entertainment at the NFL team's annual Thanksgiving game in the Motor City. As of this posting, over 50,000 fans have signed the online petition. 11/9/11 1:51pm ET
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All Nickelback has to do to clinch the title of most hated band of all time is release a holiday album entitled "This is how you remind me (of Jesus)"
11/14/11 12:21pm ET
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78% of Americans Approve of Beach Toplessness
USA Today
In a beach etiquette survey of about 1,100 U.S. travelers by TripAdvisor, 78% of respondents think toplessness is OK in destinations where it's culturally acceptable. The survey also found that 6% say ''European'' (nude) sunbathing is acceptable at any beach or pool. 6/30/11 3:50pm ET
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Meanwhile 100% of beach goers disapprove of dirty god damn hippies playing hacky sack. Why are you wearing a sweater and corduroys on the beach hippies!?!? Take off your shirt and take a shower
7/1/11 2:41pm ET
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78% of Americans Approve of Beach Toplessness
USA Today
In a beach etiquette survey of about 1,100 U.S. travelers by TripAdvisor, 78% of respondents think toplessness is OK in destinations where it's culturally acceptable. The survey also found that 6% say ''European'' (nude) sunbathing is acceptable at any beach or pool. 6/30/11 3:50pm ET
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100% of the 78% of beach going Americans are also viewed as "major pervos" in the eyes of 98% of the remaining 22% of the remaining population.
7/1/11 2:37pm ET
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NBA Owners to Lock Out Players Tonight
The New York Times
After negotiators for the NBA's owners and players failed in a final attempt to broker a new labor deal today, Commissioner David Stern told union officials that he would urge owners to impose a lockout at midnight, shutting down the league for what could be a long time. 6/30/11 4:39pm ET
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NBA owners refuse to let the players back in the house until they show some goddamn responsibility by washing the car and by not hanging out with Theo anymore, he smokes too much pot! Damn kids
7/1/11 2:35pm ET
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Miss USA Hopefuls To Be Asked About Evolution, Posing Nude
USA Today
In preliminary, on-camera interviews to be posted on the Miss USA website, this year's pageant hopefuls are being asked if they believe evolution should be taught in schools, as well as if they would ever pose for nude photographs. 6/13/11 1:37pm ET
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"I believe that as U.S. Americans like such as educational monkies in uhh never should appear with mutants... um ever since 9/11. Playboy. Thank you."
6/14/11 12:44pm ET
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LeBron James Feels Sorry for His Haters
Newser
If you hate LeBron James, the feeling might be mutual. In his post-loss press conference last night, James said: ''At the end of the day, all the people that was rooting on me to fail...they gotta wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They got the same personal problems that they had today....'' [VIDEO] 6/13/11 2:58pm ET
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LeBron James and I both woke up today with one thing in common, no NBA Championship ring. Where's my Doritos at?
6/14/11 12:38pm ET
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Ashton Kutcher to Replace Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men'
The Hollywood Reporter
Citing sources close to the deal, The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that actor, tweeter, and punkster Ashton Kutcher will be replacing Charlie Sheen on 'Two and a Half Men.' 5/12/11 9:04pm ET
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Charlie Sheen has done us all a favor keeping Ashton away from the big screen. Winning
5/13/11 4:12pm ET
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Lamborghini Building $2.9 Million Car, World's Most Expensive
Edmunds
Lamborghini is hard at work on a new car you won't be able to drive to work. The Sesto Elemento, soon to be the most expensive car in the world at $2.9 million, goes 0-60 in 2.5 seconds and reaches a top speed of over 200mph -- but isn't street legal. [PHOTOS] 5/11/11 12:50pm ET
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The car is slated to replace Vin Disel's character in the next "Fast & The Furious" movie. A bit pricey but man that Lamborghini can act
5/12/11 4:05pm ET
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Donald Trump Reveals His Hair Secret
Rolling Stone
In an interview with Rolling Stone, Donald Trump reveals -- among other things -- how his hair gets like that. It starts with washing it with Head and Shoulders each morning, followed by an hour of air-drying, tabloid reading, and Fox News watching, and concludes with combing it 'sort of a little bit forward and back.' [INTERVIEW] 5/11/11 5:30pm ET
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Trump added, "I am so proud of myself for being able to accomplish this!"
5/12/11 3:59pm ET
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Donald Trump Reveals His Hair Secret
Rolling Stone
In an interview with Rolling Stone, Donald Trump reveals -- among other things -- how his hair gets like that. It starts with washing it with Head and Shoulders each morning, followed by an hour of air-drying, tabloid reading, and Fox News watching, and concludes with combing it 'sort of a little bit forward and back.' [INTERVIEW] 5/11/11 5:30pm ET
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Head and Shoulders just went out of business because of this endorsement.
5/12/11 3:45pm ET
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Converse Debuts Hightop/Sandal Hybrid Shoe-Thing
The Frisky
In an apparent effort to dilute most of the cool from its iconic Chuck Taylor brand, Converse is now selling a hightop/sandal hybrid shoe called The All Star Thong Sandal ($40), which has already been nicknamed The Shandal. [PHOTOS] 5/10/11 3:40pm ET
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Limited time offer: buy the shandals NOW and get punched in the face as you walk out of the store! OMGZ
5/12/11 3:32pm ET
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Chicago Teen Arrested for Ranking Girls on Facebook
Daily Mail
A Chicago teen has been arrested for making a Facebook list ranking girls at his high school based on sex appeal, similar to the stunt that got Mark Zuckerberg into trouble at Harvard before he started Facebook. But the 17-year-old boy went further, also rating his classmates based on their alleged promiscuity and giving them scores for various body parts. He's been charged with disorderly conduct. [VIDEO] 5/11/11 1:36pm ET
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Suzy Laskowski has a great elbow on her. I give it a 9. Damnit Moooommm, where'd you put my schweppes!
5/12/11 3:14pm ET
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Vin Diesel Thinks 'Fast Five' Deserves an Oscar
A.V. Club
Vin Diesel, the star of the latest sequel in the 'Fast and Furious' car-related crime franchise, is probably clearing his schedule for awards season. In an interview with the L.A. Times regarding 'Fast Five', Diesel said, ''I wouldn't be surprised if there is some Oscar talk around this.'' 5/11/11 11:26am ET
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Fast Five is a great movie.
5/12/11 3:09pm ET
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Police Crack Down on Bikini Coffeehouses
LA Weekly
The city of Garden Grove in Southern California evidently has 37 bikini coffeehouses, where the baristas bare down to bikinis -- and sometimes just pasties and thongs. And now the cops are cracking down on them because of the criminal activity they foster among their Vietnamese-American clientele. [PHOTOS] 5/11/11 12:08pm ET
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The best part of wakin' up, is some butt in your cuuuuuup.
5/11/11 4:11pm ET
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Study: Art Gives as Much Pleasure as Love
The Telegraph
A new study conducted by the department of neuroaesthetics at University College London has found that viewing a beautiful work of art can increase the blood flow to the pleasure center of the brain by up to 10%, which is equivalent to the effect of looking at someone you love. 5/9/11 11:13am ET
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You know what else increases blood flow to the pleasure centers... accepting the Lord Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior.
5/9/11 4:13pm ET
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Bin Laden Took Neighbor Kids' Soccer, Cricket Balls
Gawker
According to CNN, who spoke with kids in Osama bin Laden's Abbottabad neighborhood, whenever soccer or cricket balls went over the walls of his compound, they didn't come back. One kid also said a 'fat guy with a goatee and moustache' lived there. 5/9/11 12:46pm ET
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Who would have thought that Osama bin Laden is merely Mr. Mertle, the mean man with the dog in the heart warming 1993 baseball movie classic, The Sandlot
5/9/11 4:08pm ET
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Study: Art Gives as Much Pleasure as Love
The Telegraph
A new study conducted by the department of neuroaesthetics at University College London has found that viewing a beautiful work of art can increase the blood flow to the pleasure center of the brain by up to 10%, which is equivalent to the effect of looking at someone you love. 5/9/11 11:13am ET
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Sir... sir! Put the painting down, you can't have sex with the Mona Lisa!
5/9/11 12:25pm ET
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Woman Speaks With British Accent After Dental Surgery
Los Angeles Times
Karen Butler, a 56-year-old woman born and raised in Oregon, has been speaking with a British accent after waking from sedation for dental surgery 18 months ago. Doctors speculate that Mrs. Butler, who appeared on yesterday's 'Today' show, may have what's known as foreign accent syndrome, a rare speech disorder that affects only 100 people worldwide. 5/6/11 5:12pm ET
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Ms Butler was also recently kicked out of Grand Sichuan after eating a serving of General Tso's chicken when all of a sudden she adopted a Chinese accent. It was downright offensive!
5/9/11 12:14pm ET
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