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83-Year-Old Male Prostitute Arrested in Iowa
Gawker
An 83-year-old Iowa man has been arrested for prostituting himself. Ben Clifford Dawson, who is also running for the local city council, stands accused of offering to ''perform sex acts on a woman in exchange for repayment of a loan'' and ''kissing her neck without consent.'' 11/3/11 5:16pm ET
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"Sorry sweetie, I don't have your money. But I do have something else for you. Let Grandpa give you a little taste."
11/3/11 6:14pm ET
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Chanel Creates New Perfume Called 'Jersey'
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Legendary French fashion and fragrance house Chanel has created a new perfume called Jersey, which they describe as ''relaxed chic with a dash of liberation.'' 11/3/11 6:09pm ET
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They describe the scent as "relaxed chic with a dash of liberation...and a hint of douche."
11/3/11 6:13pm ET
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Chanel Creates New Perfume Called 'Jersey'
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Legendary French fashion and fragrance house Chanel has created a new perfume called Jersey, which they describe as ''relaxed chic with a dash of liberation.'' 11/3/11 6:09pm ET
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Well at least that's better than its original name: Chanel No. 2.
11/3/11 6:10pm ET
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Man Fined $200 for Licking, Groping Cardboard Woman
Complex
A 57-year-old Massachusetts man has been fined $200 for licking and fondling a foxy female -- who happened to be made of cardboard -- at a local Rite Aid. According to witnesses, Charlie Price ''grabbed hold of the sunglass display, hugged it tightly, and then began to lick and kiss the face," culminating with a full-on romp on the floor. 10/27/11 4:07pm ET
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The man has been charged with public indecency, destruction of property, and "other."
10/27/11 5:02pm ET
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Brits Claim Declaration of Independence Illegal
BBC News
At a debate in Philadelphia last night, a group of British lawyers argued that the Declaration of Independence was illegal and treasonable. The lawyers said there has never been a legal principle that allows a group of citizens to establish their own laws because they want to, and they cited Lincoln's case against the South seceding as an example. 10/20/11 6:18pm ET
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You're right. You can have us back. Oh by the way, we need to talk about our credit card bill.
10/20/11 6:23pm ET
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Bravo Casting Silicon Valley Reality Show
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Bravo, the cable television network known for such reality shows as 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' and 'The Millionaire Matchmaker', is looking for young professionals to star in an upcoming reality show based on Silicon Valley. Wonder what they'll call it...? 10/11/11 4:25pm ET
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Extreme Grouponing
10/11/11 7:43pm ET
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Christian Group Protests Halloween with JesusWeen
Time NewsFeed
Halloween has a new nemesis: JesusWeen. What is JesusWeen? It's a Christian organization that opposes ''ungodly'' Halloween and its ''evil characters.'' This October 31st, instead of Mars bars, group members plan to hand trick-or-treaters mini Bibles. 10/11/11 2:36pm ET
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Supporters of JesusWeen plan to dress in the scariest costume of all: Devout Christian.
10/11/11 3:09pm ET
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Sarah Palin Will Not Run for President
CNN
In a written statement, former Alaska governor Sarah Palin said today: ''After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.'' 10/5/11 7:07pm ET
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Palin is now planning a nationwide bus tour to let everyone know.
10/5/11 7:12pm ET
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Perry Family Owned Hunting Camp Known as 'Niggerhead'
The Washington Post
In the early years of his political career, Rick Perry began hosting fellow lawmakers, friends, and supporters at his family's secluded West Texas hunting camp, a place known by the name ''Niggerhead,'' which was painted on a rock at the entrance. 10/3/11 1:23pm ET
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Rivals appear to be giving Perry a pass on the whole 'Niggerhead' thing. Kinda makes you wonder what they named their hunting camps.
10/4/11 6:13pm ET
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ESPN Drops Hank Williams Jr. After Hitler Remark
USA Today
ESPN dropped Hank Williams Jr. from opening Monday Night Football last night after he likened the golf summit between President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner to ''Hitler playing golf with Netanyahu,'' in that Obama and Vice President Biden are ''the enemy.'' Williams now says his comments were ''misunderstood.'' 10/4/11 1:07pm ET
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As a show of contempt for Williams' remarks, the Indianapolis Colts boycotted the game...and plan to boycott the rest of the season as well.
10/4/11 6:02pm ET
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Chris Christie Will Not Run for President
CNN
Republican Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has announced that he will not run for president in 2012. The first-term governor said the pressure he received over the past few months caused him to consider throwing his hat in the ring, but that, ''Now is not my time. I have a commitment to New Jersey that I simply will not abandon.'' 10/4/11 2:00pm ET
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As much as he appreciated the overwhelming support, Christie said, "Now is not my time. I just can't abandon Mr. Slate."
10/4/11 5:57pm ET
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Apple Announces iPhone 4S, Not iPhone 5
TechCrunch
If you were hoping for a brand new iPhone 5 today, you'll be disappointed. Instead, Apple announced the iPhone 4S, which looks exactly like the iPhone 4. But on the inside, it's got a faster processor, works globally, has a better camera, and includes a new voice-controlled assistant that lets you ask questions, like what's the time and how's the weather. 10/4/11 4:23pm ET
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You may know Apple's new virtual assistant by its original name: Google.
10/4/11 4:52pm ET
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NBC Cancels 'The Playboy Club' After 3 Episodes
The Hollywood Reporter
NBC has canceled freshman drama 'The Playboy Club', which premiered 3 weeks ago to underwhelming ratings and fell even further in the 2 weeks that followed. Brian Williams' newsmagazine show, 'Rock Center', will take its place beginning October 31st. Until then, repeats of Maria Bello's 'Prime Suspect' will air on Mondays at 10pm. 10/4/11 3:14pm ET
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NBC has canceled The Playboy Club. They plan to replace it with the internet.
10/4/11 3:43pm ET
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Perry Family Owned Hunting Camp Known as 'Niggerhead'
The Washington Post
In the early years of his political career, Rick Perry began hosting fellow lawmakers, friends, and supporters at his family's secluded West Texas hunting camp, a place known by the name ''Niggerhead,'' which was painted on a rock at the entrance. 10/3/11 1:23pm ET
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Reached for comment, Perry said, "As soon as we learned of the offensive rock, we had it painted over. We had some Mexicans do it."
10/3/11 10:12pm ET
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Iowa Woman Assaults Boyfriend for Refusing Sex
The Smoking Gun
''All I want is a piece of ass, is that too much to ask for?'' That's what Melissa Minarsich said to police when they arrived at her Iowa City home in response to a call of a ''female out of control.'' Minarsich smelled of booze and had slurred speech as she told police she started swinging at her boyfriend when he refused sex, landing a couple blows. 9/29/11 6:06pm ET
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There's nothing funny about domestic violence. Except this kind.
9/29/11 8:29pm ET
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Andy Rooney Stepping Down from '60 Minutes'
CBS News
This Sunday's '60 Minutes' will be Andy Rooney's last regular appearance on the broadcast. Rooney (92) has been featured on the show since 1978. He'll make the announcement in his regular essay (his 1097th) at the end of the program, which will be preceded by a segment in which Rooney looks back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer. 9/28/11 6:07pm ET
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In a most fitting tribute, the producers will give him the entire 60 minutes to complain about '60 Minutes.'
9/29/11 8:26pm ET
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Andy Rooney Stepping Down from '60 Minutes'
CBS News
This Sunday's '60 Minutes' will be Andy Rooney's last regular appearance on the broadcast. Rooney (92) has been featured on the show since 1978. He'll make the announcement in his regular essay (his 1097th) at the end of the program, which will be preceded by a segment in which Rooney looks back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer. 9/28/11 6:07pm ET
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Rooney is so famous for his grumpy old rants that there's even a picture of him in the dictionary next to the word "curmudgeon." Oh no wait, that's curling.
9/29/11 8:25pm ET
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Coffee Table Book of Butts Coming Soon
E! Online
This holiday season, artist Raphael Mazzucco is releasing a 248-page coffee table book featuring backside-inspired photos and art pieces, including one highlighting the perky posterior of George Clooney's new girlfriend Stacy Keibler (pictured). The book is titled 'Culo' (Italian for buttocks) and was edited by Sean 'Diddy' Combs and fellow music mogul Jimmy Iovine. 9/27/11 4:53pm ET
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The book is entitled 'Culo', which is Italian for 'The Autobiography of Sir Mix-A-Lot.' They have a word for that.
9/29/11 8:23pm ET
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Hallmark Selling Sympathy Cards for Unemployed
Mediaite
Despite the best attempts from greeting card companies around the world, there are still a few days of the year that haven't been classified as holidays. To help fill that void, Hallmark is releasing sympathy cards designed for those who have recently been laid off. 9/28/11 6:18pm ET
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Hallmark: When you care enough to send the very worst.
9/29/11 8:21pm ET
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'L Word' Star Booted Off Plane After Kissing Girlfriend
Reuters
'The L Word' star Leisha Hailey says she and a girlfriend were kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight in a dispute over them kissing on the plane. Hailey, 40, tweeted that a flight attendant had told her that Southwest ''was a 'family' airline and kissing was not ok,'' and that she and her companion were then ''escorted off the plane for getting upset.'' 9/27/11 7:30pm ET
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I think I saw a movie like this once. Well a few minutes of it.
9/27/11 8:41pm ET
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