Fox News has a new enemy: The Muppets. This past Friday, 'Follow The Money' host Eric Bolling dedicated a segment to discrediting the latest Muppet movie, slamming them for naming the villain Tex Richman in what he thought of as an attack on capitalism. ''We're teaching our kids class warfare!'' he said. ''Where are we, communist China?'' 12/5/11 4:24pm ET
Now that you mention it, I did see a plethora of empty Dim Sum take out boxes in oscars trash can..
Andreas Gursky's 'Rhine II' became the most expensive photograph ever taken when it sold at Christie's Auction House last week for $4.4 million. The picture is a minimalist landscape showcasing the parallel lines of a road, the Rhine River, and the horizon. 11/15/11 6:55pm ET
I just right clicked and saved 4.4 million dollars as my screen saver
According to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, men who have ''intense and long-term'' sex with animals are more likely to develop penis cancer, due to the potential for micro-traumas in the penile tissue and exposure to animal secretions. 11/14/11 4:36pm ET
The Journal goes onto say men who have sex with animals are also "Fucking gross" and "more likely to be ridiculed by their peers"
A 57-year-old Massachusetts man has been fined $200 for licking and fondling a foxy female -- who happened to be made of cardboard -- at a local Rite Aid. According to witnesses, Charlie Price ''grabbed hold of the sunglass display, hugged it tightly, and then began to lick and kiss the face," culminating with a full-on romp on the floor. 10/27/11 4:07pm ET
Seems like the kind of guy who would wear his sunglasses at night
A Chicago woman named Dawn Montesdeoca has been arrested for hurling cupcakes at her husband Arturo during an argument. The woman now faces a misdemeanor count of domestic battery and must submit to electronic monitoring. 10/20/11 4:08pm ET
It was the most delicious arrest police had made all week
Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
84-year-old singer/actor Harry Belafonte appears to have fallen asleep during what was supposed to be a live interview with a Bakersfield, CA television station. According to his rep, Belafonte was meditating and couldn't hear the anchor in his earpiece. [VIDEO] 10/18/11 3:24pm ET
As an employee who falls asleep at work everyday, I salute you Harry Belafonte
On a recent episode of 'Family Feud,' a seemingly innocent pastor's wife stunned the audience into silence with her response to the following question: ''Name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow.'' Her answer: sperm. [VIDEO] 10/17/11 2:04pm ET
Bravo, the cable television network known for such reality shows as 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' and 'The Millionaire Matchmaker', is looking for young professionals to star in an upcoming reality show based on Silicon Valley. Wonder what they'll call it...? 10/11/11 4:25pm ET
Guns N' Roses -- minus legendary guitarists Slash and Duff McKagan -- kicked off a world tour in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Sunday night, and let's just say that lead singer Axl Rose looks like he prepared for the tour by eating a Krispy Kreme shop. [VIDEO] 10/6/11 2:52pm ET
There's a reason why they said Guns N' Roses are back and bigger than ever
Rezwan Ferdaus, a 26-year-old Massachusetts man with a physics degree, has been arrested for plotting an attack on the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol with a $6,500 remote-controlled model aircraft, which he planned to fill with C-4 plastic explosives. 9/29/11 5:35pm ET
On top of the charges, his 8 year old son wont even talk to him since he stole his toy planes.
This Sunday's '60 Minutes' will be Andy Rooney's last regular appearance on the broadcast. Rooney (92) has been featured on the show since 1978. He'll make the announcement in his regular essay (his 1097th) at the end of the program, which will be preceded by a segment in which Rooney looks back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer. 9/28/11 6:07pm ET
The final episode will be a touching montage of his passing years on the show and the credits will roll with Rooney getting into his casket and slowly being lowered into the ground.
An estimated 3,000 people stripped to their underwear and ran through Salt Lake City this weekend to protest what they called the ''uptight'' laws of Utah. Participants in the 'Undie Run' donned bras, panties, nightgowns, swimwear, or boxer shorts, and some added political messages for causes like gay marriage to their outfits. Nudity was prohibited. 9/26/11 3:39pm ET
One proud resident thought the protest was a great idea... " 6 of my wives were really excited to be apart of it!"
'Moneyball,' the critically-acclaimed baseball movie starring Brad Pitt, landed in second place in its first weekend at the box office, losing to Disney's 3D version of 'The Lion King', which retained the top spot in its second weekend of re-release. 9/26/11 2:48pm ET
Sadly, When presented with the option to see one of the two, only 4 of Brad and Angelinas 1000 children voted to see daddys movie.
Three years late and after billions of dollars in delays, Boeing has delivered its first 787 Dreamliner to All Nippon Airways (ANA). The first $200 million carbon-fibre craft will enter service in October, and Boeing has taken orders for 820 more. 9/26/11 1:35pm ET
Engineers were excited to inform "Its Carbon Fibre, so It cant rust!". Mechanics were reluctant to inform "The same cannot be said of the engines..."
Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama (76), says he will decide when he is ''about 90'' whether he should be reincarnated. At that time, he will consult with the high lamas of Tibetan Buddhist traditions, the Tibetan public, and other people who follow Tibetan Buddhism to evaluate whether the ''institution of the Dalai Lama'' should continue. 9/26/11 1:05pm ET
The general public were confused as most of them thought he was already at least 98
Former president George W. Bush is scheduled to speak on October 20th in British Columbia, but the Lawyers Against the War organization (LAW) says the Canadian government must either bar Bush at the border because of his alleged involvement in torture and other war crimes and crimes against humanity, or order his arrest when he enters Canada. 9/15/11 4:03pm ET
Were not into the bush in Canada, we like a clean working space.
Scores on the reading portion of the SAT college entrance exam fell to their lowest level on record last year, and combined reading and math scores reached their lowest point since 1995. The College Board says the results reflect the record number of students from the class of 2011 who took the exam, including a growing number of Hispanic students. 9/14/11 2:03pm ET
A devoted, 290-pound White Castle fan is steaming mad at the fast-food chain, which he says repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger so he could fit in them. So now the 64-year-old is suing them for violating his civil rights. 9/13/11 2:58pm ET
Researchers from Northwestern University have discovered that levels of testosterone in men decline substantially after fatherhood. They presume this drop in the hormone makes the dad more family-oriented and less likely to stray, as it lowers his sex drive. 9/13/11 3:54pm ET
Some believe seeing your spouses vagina stretched to the size of a softball has something to do with it