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dpitty24
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Fox News Anchor Calls The Muppets Communists
Daily Mail
Fox News has a new enemy: The Muppets. This past Friday, 'Follow The Money' host Eric Bolling dedicated a segment to discrediting the latest Muppet movie, slamming them for naming the villain Tex Richman in what he thought of as an attack on capitalism. ''We're teaching our kids class warfare!'' he said. ''Where are we, communist China?'' 12/5/11 4:24pm ET
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Now that you mention it, I did see a plethora of empty Dim Sum take out boxes in oscars trash can..
12/6/11 2:46pm ET
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Most Expensive Photo Ever Sells for $4.4 Million
Death + Taxes
Andreas Gursky's 'Rhine II' became the most expensive photograph ever taken when it sold at Christie's Auction House last week for $4.4 million. The picture is a minimalist landscape showcasing the parallel lines of a road, the Rhine River, and the horizon. 11/15/11 6:55pm ET
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I just right clicked and saved 4.4 million dollars as my screen saver
11/16/11 1:22am ET
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Sex With Animals Causes Penis Cancer
Gawker
According to a new study published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, men who have ''intense and long-term'' sex with animals are more likely to develop penis cancer, due to the potential for micro-traumas in the penile tissue and exposure to animal secretions. 11/14/11 4:36pm ET
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The Journal goes onto say men who have sex with animals are also "Fucking gross" and "more likely to be ridiculed by their peers"
11/14/11 5:59pm ET
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Man Fined $200 for Licking, Groping Cardboard Woman
Complex
A 57-year-old Massachusetts man has been fined $200 for licking and fondling a foxy female -- who happened to be made of cardboard -- at a local Rite Aid. According to witnesses, Charlie Price ''grabbed hold of the sunglass display, hugged it tightly, and then began to lick and kiss the face," culminating with a full-on romp on the floor. 10/27/11 4:07pm ET
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Seems like the kind of guy who would wear his sunglasses at night
10/27/11 5:01pm ET
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Woman Attacks Husband With Cupcakes
Gawker
A Chicago woman named Dawn Montesdeoca has been arrested for hurling cupcakes at her husband Arturo during an argument. The woman now faces a misdemeanor count of domestic battery and must submit to electronic monitoring. 10/20/11 4:08pm ET
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It was the most delicious arrest police had made all week
10/20/11 4:30pm ET
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Libyan Rebels Kill Moammar Gadhafi
The New York Times
Col. Moammar Gadahfi, the former Libyan strongman who fled into hiding after rebels toppled his regime two months ago, was killed today as fighters battling the vestiges of his loyalist forces wrested control of his hometown of Surt, the interim government said. 10/20/11 2:12pm ET
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G'day Gadhafi
10/20/11 2:14pm ET
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Harry Belafonte Falls Asleep On Air
CNN
84-year-old singer/actor Harry Belafonte appears to have fallen asleep during what was supposed to be a live interview with a Bakersfield, CA television station. According to his rep, Belafonte was meditating and couldn't hear the anchor in his earpiece. [VIDEO] 10/18/11 3:24pm ET
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As an employee who falls asleep at work everyday, I salute you Harry Belafonte
10/18/11 4:18pm ET
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Pastor's Wife Admits to Spitting on 'Family Feud'
BuzzerBlog
On a recent episode of 'Family Feud,' a seemingly innocent pastor's wife stunned the audience into silence with her response to the following question: ''Name something you put in your mouth but don't swallow.'' Her answer: sperm. [VIDEO] 10/17/11 2:04pm ET
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This weeks sermon "My wife is a whore"
10/17/11 2:25pm ET
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Bravo Casting Silicon Valley Reality Show
GigaOM
Bravo, the cable television network known for such reality shows as 'The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' and 'The Millionaire Matchmaker', is looking for young professionals to star in an upcoming reality show based on Silicon Valley. Wonder what they'll call it...? 10/11/11 4:25pm ET
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Big Barista Dreams
10/11/11 5:17pm ET
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Axl Rose Has Let Himself Go
Uproxx
Guns N' Roses -- minus legendary guitarists Slash and Duff McKagan -- kicked off a world tour in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Sunday night, and let's just say that lead singer Axl Rose looks like he prepared for the tour by eating a Krispy Kreme shop. [VIDEO] 10/6/11 2:52pm ET
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There's a reason why they said Guns N' Roses are back and bigger than ever
10/6/11 2:57pm ET
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U.S. Man Planned D.C. Attacks via Model Airplane
CNN
Rezwan Ferdaus, a 26-year-old Massachusetts man with a physics degree, has been arrested for plotting an attack on the Pentagon and the U.S. Capitol with a $6,500 remote-controlled model aircraft, which he planned to fill with C-4 plastic explosives. 9/29/11 5:35pm ET
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On top of the charges, his 8 year old son wont even talk to him since he stole his toy planes.
9/29/11 9:57pm ET
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Andy Rooney Stepping Down from '60 Minutes'
CBS News
This Sunday's '60 Minutes' will be Andy Rooney's last regular appearance on the broadcast. Rooney (92) has been featured on the show since 1978. He'll make the announcement in his regular essay (his 1097th) at the end of the program, which will be preceded by a segment in which Rooney looks back on his career in an interview with Morley Safer. 9/28/11 6:07pm ET
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The final episode will be a touching montage of his passing years on the show and the credits will roll with Rooney getting into his casket and slowly being lowered into the ground.
9/28/11 8:57pm ET
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3,000 Run in Underwear to Protest Utah Laws
Yahoo! News / AP
An estimated 3,000 people stripped to their underwear and ran through Salt Lake City this weekend to protest what they called the ''uptight'' laws of Utah. Participants in the 'Undie Run' donned bras, panties, nightgowns, swimwear, or boxer shorts, and some added political messages for causes like gay marriage to their outfits. Nudity was prohibited. 9/26/11 3:39pm ET
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One proud resident thought the protest was a great idea... " 6 of my wives were really excited to be apart of it!"
9/26/11 4:23pm ET
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'Moneyball' Loses to 'Lion King 3D' at Box Office
The Hollywood Reporter
'Moneyball,' the critically-acclaimed baseball movie starring Brad Pitt, landed in second place in its first weekend at the box office, losing to Disney's 3D version of 'The Lion King', which retained the top spot in its second weekend of re-release. 9/26/11 2:48pm ET
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Sadly, When presented with the option to see one of the two, only 4 of Brad and Angelinas 1000 children voted to see daddys movie.
9/26/11 3:34pm ET
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Boeing Finally Delivers First 787 Dreamliner
The Guardian
Three years late and after billions of dollars in delays, Boeing has delivered its first 787 Dreamliner to All Nippon Airways (ANA). The first $200 million carbon-fibre craft will enter service in October, and Boeing has taken orders for 820 more. 9/26/11 1:35pm ET
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Engineers were excited to inform "Its Carbon Fibre, so It cant rust!". Mechanics were reluctant to inform "The same cannot be said of the engines..."
9/26/11 3:32pm ET
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Dalai Lama to Decide on Reincarnation at Age 90
Voice of America
Tibet's spiritual leader, the Dalai Lama (76), says he will decide when he is ''about 90'' whether he should be reincarnated. At that time, he will consult with the high lamas of Tibetan Buddhist traditions, the Tibetan public, and other people who follow Tibetan Buddhism to evaluate whether the ''institution of the Dalai Lama'' should continue. 9/26/11 1:05pm ET
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The general public were confused as most of them thought he was already at least 98
9/26/11 3:31pm ET
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Canadians Seek to Arrest George W. Bush on 10/20
Veterans Today
Former president George W. Bush is scheduled to speak on October 20th in British Columbia, but the Lawyers Against the War organization (LAW) says the Canadian government must either bar Bush at the border because of his alleged involvement in torture and other war crimes and crimes against humanity, or order his arrest when he enters Canada. 9/15/11 4:03pm ET
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Were not into the bush in Canada, we like a clean working space.
9/15/11 4:08pm ET
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SAT Reading Scores Fall to Record Low
CBS News / AP
Scores on the reading portion of the SAT college entrance exam fell to their lowest level on record last year, and combined reading and math scores reached their lowest point since 1995. The College Board says the results reflect the record number of students from the class of 2011 who took the exam, including a growing number of Hispanic students. 9/14/11 2:03pm ET
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God Bless America
9/14/11 3:33pm ET
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Fat Guy Sues White Castle Over Booth Size
New York Post
A devoted, 290-pound White Castle fan is steaming mad at the fast-food chain, which he says repeatedly broke promises to make the booths in his local eatery bigger so he could fit in them. So now the 64-year-old is suing them for violating his civil rights. 9/13/11 2:58pm ET
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Mo' man boobs, Mo' booth problems
9/13/11 4:05pm ET
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Fatherhood Lowers Men's Sex Drive
BBC News
Researchers from Northwestern University have discovered that levels of testosterone in men decline substantially after fatherhood. They presume this drop in the hormone makes the dad more family-oriented and less likely to stray, as it lowers his sex drive. 9/13/11 3:54pm ET
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Some believe seeing your spouses vagina stretched to the size of a softball has something to do with it
9/13/11 4:03pm ET
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