Somebody once said, "All good things must come to an end, but bad things can continue forever." Kwipster must be phenomenal then, as it will be ceasing operations on January 31st, just shy of its first birthday. Sniff. For more information, click here. And if you'd like to make one last joke, please do so at our expense below. 1/23/12 3:40pm ET
Too bad. Kwipster was the best collection of amateur comedy since the Jay Leno show.
'The Advocate' has released its 3rd annual ranking of the gayest cities in America. Salt Lake City was named the gayest, followed by Orlando, Cambridge (MA), Ft. Lauderdale, Seattle, Ann Arbor, Minneapolis / St. Paul, Knoxville, Atlanta, and Grand Rapids. [FULL LIST] 1/9/12 6:40pm ET
Salt Lake City? Guess that's what happens when you've got six wives nagging you all the time.
'The Advocate' has released its 3rd annual ranking of the gayest cities in America. Salt Lake City was named the gayest, followed by Orlando, Cambridge (MA), Ft. Lauderdale, Seattle, Ann Arbor, Minneapolis / St. Paul, Knoxville, Atlanta, and Grand Rapids. [FULL LIST] 1/9/12 6:40pm ET
British scientists have found prodigious numbers of a new species of crab on the Southern Ocean floor that they have dubbed ''The Hoff'' because of its hairy chest, in honor of the often bare-chested American actor David Hasselhoff. 1/4/12 1:58pm ET
Alec Baldwin is abandoning his much-discussed plans to run for mayor of New York City in 2013. ''I've lost my appetite,'' said Baldwin on his podcast, adding that the other mayoral candidates' naked ambition turned him off. ''They're all just so horny for it.'' 12/22/11 4:07pm ET
'Transformers: Dark Of The Moon' has been named the most mistake-ridden movie of 2011, with eagle-eyed film fans reporting a total of 58 blunders to MovieMistakes.com. The runners-up were 'Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' (52), 'X-Men: First Class' (30), 'Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2' (20), and 'Super 8' (17). 12/22/11 4:26pm ET
Quick, name 5 movies where you're most likely to encounter middle-aged men in rain coats.
In an email regarding the death of North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il, Rick Perry mistakenly referred to the despot as Kim Jong the Second. The email titled ''Gov. Rick Perry on the Death of Kim Jong II'' incorrectly referenced the dictator's name 3 separate times. 12/20/11 3:14pm ET
There's been a sharp increase in recent decades in the number of young Americans who report they've been arrested at least once. While in the mid-1960s about 22% of Americans reported having been arrested by the time they turned 23, researchers estimate that the 'prevalence rate' for arrests by that age now lies ''between 30.2% and 41.4%.'' 12/20/11 2:26pm ET
The prevalence rate now lies between 30.2% and 41.4%, depending on whether you include Lohans.
A new analysis of 2010 Census data finds that only 51% of American adults are currently married, a record low for the country. The median age at first marriage is also older than ever for both men and women, at 26.5 for women and 28.7 for men. 12/14/11 10:52am ET
Smokers who undergo breast lifts are at great risk of losing their nipples. The nicotine in cigarettes and the carbon monoxide contained in cigarette smoke can diminish blood flow to various parts of the body, acting as a virtual tourniquet, which can cause a woman's nipples to blacken, die, and fall off during the post-op healing process. 12/7/11 4:18pm ET
I don't think this is limited to nipples. I've met a few guys who appear to have lost other parts.
Smokers who undergo breast lifts are at great risk of losing their nipples. The nicotine in cigarettes and the carbon monoxide contained in cigarette smoke can diminish blood flow to various parts of the body, acting as a virtual tourniquet, which can cause a woman's nipples to blacken, die, and fall off during the post-op healing process. 12/7/11 4:18pm ET
Britney Spears gave a special fan the time of his life at Foro Sol in Mexico City this past weekend. The scantily clad songstress performed a sensual lap dance for the lucky gentleman -- serenading him as she wrapped her legs around his neck. [PHOTOS] 12/6/11 6:51pm ET
As surprised as the fan was, he wasn't nearly as surprised as Britney was to find a straight man in the crowd.
Britney Spears gave a special fan the time of his life at Foro Sol in Mexico City this past weekend. The scantily clad songstress performed a sensual lap dance for the lucky gentleman -- serenading him as she wrapped her legs around his neck. [PHOTOS] 12/6/11 6:51pm ET
Nice to see she's already training for her next career.
Tiger Woods has won his first tournament since his 2009 sex scandal, breaking a 2-year winless streak at the Chevron World Challenge with a clutch birdie on the 18th hole. 12/5/11 3:20pm ET
Some say the odds were stacked in his favor. Others say the same thing in a slightly different way.
According to new study, people can make accurate judgments about another person's personality based on the way he or she smells. In the study, Polish researchers asked raters to sniff white-cotton T-shirts that were worn for 3 straight nights by 100 men and 100 women, then asked them to make assessments about the wearers' personalities. 12/5/11 3:47pm ET
The study will be published in an upcoming issue of Cat Fancy.
According to new study, people can make accurate judgments about another person's personality based on the way he or she smells. In the study, Polish researchers asked raters to sniff white-cotton T-shirts that were worn for 3 straight nights by 100 men and 100 women, then asked them to make assessments about the wearers' personalities. 12/5/11 3:47pm ET
Question #1: do you think this man beats his wife?
According to a new study by researchers at Ohio State University, men do not think about sex once every seven seconds, just once every 50 minutes -- or about 19 times a day (excluding sleep). By contrast, women think about sex an average of 10 times a day. 11/28/11 3:33pm ET
Women would be able to to think about it as often as men if they didn't have to add in all the foreplay.
According to a new study by researchers at Ohio State University, men do not think about sex once every seven seconds, just once every 50 minutes -- or about 19 times a day (excluding sleep). By contrast, women think about sex an average of 10 times a day. 11/28/11 3:33pm ET
The researchers were able to calculate the number by recording how many times each guy said, "Huh? What?"
Barney Frank (D-MA), the first openly gay member of Congress, has said he will not run for reelection next year. Frank has $760,000 in his campaign coffers, but said he'd need a few million more to compete in his newly redrawn district, which lost the working-class city of New Bedford and gained several conservative towns. 11/28/11 4:07pm ET
House Democrats say this leaves a big hole in the party.
Andreas Gursky's 'Rhine II' became the most expensive photograph ever taken when it sold at Christie's Auction House last week for $4.4 million. The picture is a minimalist landscape showcasing the parallel lines of a road, the Rhine River, and the horizon. 11/15/11 6:55pm ET
I took a similar photo the other day, but mine was called "Oops."