Researchers from the CDC have found that 38 million Americans, roughly a sixth of the adult population, are binge drinkers who over-indulge an average of 4.4 times a month. A binge is defined as five or more drinks in the space of two hours for men, and four or more drinks for women. Wisconsin has the highest percentage of binge drinkers, at 25.6%. 1/11/12 6:22pm ET
Astronomers have confirmed the existence of an Earth-like planet in the habitable zone around a star similar to our sun. The planet, Kepler 22-b, lies about 600 light-years away, is about 2.4 times the size of Earth, and has a temperature of about 72 degrees. 12/6/11 5:36pm ET
screw this shit hole...when can we move there and start exploting all it's natural resources?
Eight Ferraris, a Lamborghini, and a few Mercedes crashed during a supercar meetup on a Japanese expressway Sunday, causing estimated damages of more than $1 million. 10 people suffered minor injuries, while several of the vehicles appeared totaled. 12/6/11 4:16pm ET
fuck the field sobriety test....i think it's safe to chalk this one up to bad asian drivers.
Sharron Smalls, principal of New York's Jane Addams High School, has come under fire after a photo surfaced showing her next to a topless man pouring a dark liquid substance on her. 12/5/11 5:49pm ET
i'm appalled. all that fucking chocolate syrup going to waste.
Sharron Smalls, principal of New York's Jane Addams High School, has come under fire after a photo surfaced showing her next to a topless man pouring a dark liquid substance on her. 12/5/11 5:49pm ET
i can't judge her...considering the amount of times i've come under fire from completely nude men pouring white creamy substances.
Fox News has a new enemy: The Muppets. This past Friday, 'Follow The Money' host Eric Bolling dedicated a segment to discrediting the latest Muppet movie, slamming them for naming the villain Tex Richman in what he thought of as an attack on capitalism. ''We're teaching our kids class warfare!'' he said. ''Where are we, communist China?'' 12/5/11 4:24pm ET
Next thing you know he'll be accusing bert and ernie of promoting the homosexual agenda.
According to new study, people can make accurate judgments about another person's personality based on the way he or she smells. In the study, Polish researchers asked raters to sniff white-cotton T-shirts that were worn for 3 straight nights by 100 men and 100 women, then asked them to make assessments about the wearers' personalities. 12/5/11 3:47pm ET
i don't even have to smell the t-shirts to tell you the personality types of those 200 pollocks...DULL.
Fox News has a new enemy: The Muppets. This past Friday, 'Follow The Money' host Eric Bolling dedicated a segment to discrediting the latest Muppet movie, slamming them for naming the villain Tex Richman in what he thought of as an attack on capitalism. ''We're teaching our kids class warfare!'' he said. ''Where are we, communist China?'' 12/5/11 4:24pm ET
considering how much we owe china, a relocation wouldn't be such a bad idea.
Tiger Woods has won his first tournament since his 2009 sex scandal, breaking a 2-year winless streak at the Chevron World Challenge with a clutch birdie on the 18th hole. 12/5/11 3:20pm ET
amazing what a man can accomplish when he stops thinking about getting pussy for a few minutes.
On yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres show, blind soul legend Stevie Wonder said he plans to compete on 'Dancing With the Stars' and is losing weight to look good on the dance floor. 12/1/11 6:05pm ET
just when i thought it couldn't get any better than heather mills losing her prosthetic leg on the dance floor.
Pop band Hanson have revealed they are launching their own brand of beer called 'Mmmhop'. The trio have announced that the beverage -- named after their 1997 number one single 'Mmmbop' -- will be an India pale ale that will be available early next year. 12/1/11 4:20pm ET
the beer will be available early next year and their company will go bankrupt early next year too.
Former talk show host Larry King has joined a group of investors bidding to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers. ''It would be a thrill of a lifetime,'' he said. ''To go to a ballpark and have an owner's box, to even have a say in a possible trade -- are you out of your mind?'' 12/1/11 4:43pm ET
careful larry. this thrill could end your lifetime.
Former talk show host Larry King has joined a group of investors bidding to buy the Los Angeles Dodgers. ''It would be a thrill of a lifetime,'' he said. ''To go to a ballpark and have an owner's box, to even have a say in a possible trade -- are you out of your mind?'' 12/1/11 4:43pm ET
first thing on the board's agenda....a depends dispenser in the men's restroom just like the tampon dispenser we have in the women's restroom.
Fast food chain Burger King is changing its french fry recipe for the first time since 1998. Starting Monday, the new fries will be thicker (just wider than a No. 2 pencil), have 20% less sodium, and will be crisper and stay hotter longer thanks to a new coating. 12/1/11 5:04pm ET
let me know when they figure out a way to make this work on a penis.
On yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres show, blind soul legend Stevie Wonder said he plans to compete on 'Dancing With the Stars' and is losing weight to look good on the dance floor. 12/1/11 6:05pm ET
A 57-year-old Massachusetts man has been fined $200 for licking and fondling a foxy female -- who happened to be made of cardboard -- at a local Rite Aid. According to witnesses, Charlie Price ''grabbed hold of the sunglass display, hugged it tightly, and then began to lick and kiss the face," culminating with a full-on romp on the floor. 10/27/11 4:07pm ET
this is the kinda crazy shit that happens when you start popping that viagra before you leave the pharmacy.
Pastor Terry Jones, the man who infamously burned a copy of the Quran in honor of 9/11, is throwing his hat into the 2012 presidential race. His campaign, Stand Up America Now, features a seven point platform, including deporting all ''illegals'', bringing all military back home until America's finances are in order, and reducing corporate taxes. 10/27/11 2:54pm ET
judging by the gray hairs on his head, he seems more like a "I've fallen and i can't get up," rather than a "stand up now" type of guy.
A 57-year-old Massachusetts man has been fined $200 for licking and fondling a foxy female -- who happened to be made of cardboard -- at a local Rite Aid. According to witnesses, Charlie Price ''grabbed hold of the sunglass display, hugged it tightly, and then began to lick and kiss the face," culminating with a full-on romp on the floor. 10/27/11 4:07pm ET
he's crossed the line between fucking girls as dumb as cardboard to fucking one made out of cardboard. "what the hell...at least this one won't talk."
A man calling himself Mister PeePee is on a mission to masturbate in every Starbucks bathroom in New York City -- and photograph the results. A self-described big fan of the chain, the man also plans to rate the cleanliness of each bathroom and whether or not he was interrupted, all on a boner scale. At last count, there were 298 Starbucks in the city. 10/27/11 6:36pm ET
he calls himself mister peepee, but most just refer to him as lonely bastard.
Concerned parents are complaining about a new $50 limited edition Barbie created by the Italian-based, Japanese-inspired brand Tokidoki. The new edgy Barbie has a pink bob hairstyle, punk clothing, and tattoos running down her arm and around her collarbone. 10/25/11 4:47pm ET
at least she doesn't come with a tramp stamp on her lower back. then i'd be REALLY concerned.
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