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Guy Smuggles Gun Into Jail in Rectum
The Huffington Post
Police in North Carolina believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a 10-inch gun into a prison by concealing the weapon in his rectum. 1/17/14 2:20pm ET
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Next time you complain about your job, think about the guy who had to clean that gun.
1/17/12 4:37pm ET
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Big Sites Plan Blackout to Protest Piracy Bill
CNN
A handful of large websites will go dark on Wednesday to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA), an anti-piracy bill that critics say will wreck the Internet as we know it. Wikipedia, Reddit, Boing Boing, and the Cheezburger network all plan to participate in the blackout. 1/17/12 1:38pm ET
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No Wikipedia? Guess I'll just have to go outside to have somebody beg me for money.
1/17/12 4:36pm ET
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EA Creating Katy Perry 'Sims' Game
Billboard
Electronic Arts has announced a collaboration between Katy Perry and virtual reality computer program 'The Sims' to create a Collector's Edition game with content and exclusives featuring the pop star, including Katy Perry-themed virtual goods. 1/17/14 4:20pm ET
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The game is expected to be rated T, for T&A.
1/17/12 4:32pm ET
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New Equation Predicts Hit Songs
Daily Mail
Scientists may have unlocked the secret of what can make a hit single. A team at the University of Bristol have come up with a 'hit-potential equation' that can predict a top five hit with 60% accuracy, using a formula that brings together musical features such as tempo, timing, song duration, loudness, and chord and harmonic complexity. 12/19/11 2:43pm ET
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Hit = [# of hos + # of bitches] * [juvenile crime rate]
12/19/11 2:51pm ET
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New Equation Predicts Hit Songs
Daily Mail
Scientists may have unlocked the secret of what can make a hit single. A team at the University of Bristol have come up with a 'hit-potential equation' that can predict a top five hit with 60% accuracy, using a formula that brings together musical features such as tempo, timing, song duration, loudness, and chord and harmonic complexity. 12/19/11 2:43pm ET
prufrocker
The more this says about science, the less it says about us.
12/19/11 2:49pm ET
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Trump Pulls Out of Own Debate
ABC News
Donald Trump has backed out of moderating a Republican debate because he's still considering running for president as an independent. Trump said the GOP candidates are ''very concerned'' that he will announce an independent candidacy after 'The Apprentice' ends and won't agree to a debate with him unless he rules that out -- which he won't do. 12/13/11 4:54pm ET
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And that was the last we ever heard of him...
12/16/11 6:59pm ET
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Alec Baldwin Apologizes, Sorta
The Huffington Post
After getting kicked off an American Airlines flight for being himself, Alec Baldwin has issued an apology to his fellow travelers for the inconvenience he caused. Baldwin also took the opportunity to insult the entire airline industry and its service people for doing their jobs, likening flying post-9/11 to a ''Greyhound bus experience.'' [FULL STATEMENT] 12/8/11 4:48pm ET
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Those terrorists. Will they ever stop winning?
12/8/11 5:26pm ET
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NBC Pursuing Ryan Seacrest for 'Today' Show
The Wall Street Journal
NBCUniversal is reportedly pursuing 'American Idol' host Ryan Seacrest as a possible successor to Matt Lauer on the 'Today' show, if Lauer vacates his co-anchor seat next year. 12/8/11 5:08pm ET
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Because Matt Lauer plays just a little too rough.
12/8/11 5:25pm ET
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NBC Pursuing Ryan Seacrest for 'Today' Show
The Wall Street Journal
NBCUniversal is reportedly pursuing 'American Idol' host Ryan Seacrest as a possible successor to Matt Lauer on the 'Today' show, if Lauer vacates his co-anchor seat next year. 12/8/11 5:08pm ET
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Hope this means they'll finally start covering the Kardashians.
12/8/11 5:24pm ET
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Nicolas Cage on Cover of Serbian Biology Textbook
A.V. Club
Between 1993 and 2001, his golden years as a film actor, Nicolas Cage apparently also found time to pose for a Serbian biology textbook, gracing the cover with his 'Raising Arizona' clan -- and making up for everything he's done since. 11/30/11 6:10pm ET
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Apparently David Hasselhoff was busy.
11/30/11 6:41pm ET
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Laptop Wi-Fi Signals Sterilizing Men
Reuters
Argentinian scientists are claiming that the electromagnetic radiation from laptop Wi-Fi signals can cause infertility in men. The scientists got semen samples from 29 healthy men, placed a few drops on a connected laptop, and four hours later, a quarter of the sperm were no longer swimming, compared to just 14% from samples away from the computer. 11/29/11 4:26pm ET
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The sperm on the laptop was also 3x as likely to have DNA defects. Although if you're trying to get your wife pregnant that way, it's probably pretty defective already.
11/29/11 4:41pm ET
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Old Professor Poses Naked with Students for Art
Gawker
Creepy old Michigan State art professor Danny Guthrie (pictured) recently finished a project where he photographed himself in varying states of undress, caressing the naked bodies of current and former students. Outrage ensued. 11/29/11 3:37pm ET
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Even worse: he taught Econ.
11/29/11 4:37pm ET
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Laptop Wi-Fi Signals Sterilizing Men
Reuters
Argentinian scientists are claiming that the electromagnetic radiation from laptop Wi-Fi signals can cause infertility in men. The scientists got semen samples from 29 healthy men, placed a few drops on a connected laptop, and four hours later, a quarter of the sperm were no longer swimming, compared to just 14% from samples away from the computer. 11/29/11 4:26pm ET
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Note to self: stop leaving sperm on laptop.
11/29/11 4:34pm ET
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Conrad Murray Gets 4 Years for Michael Jackson's Death
Los Angeles Times
An angry judge has sentenced Dr. Conrad Murray to four years behind bars -- the maximum punishment possible -- for his part in Michael Jackson's death, saying the doctor's role in the singer's fatal overdose was ''money-for-medicine madness.'' 11/29/11 1:33pm ET
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It's L.A., though, so he's been released on time served. And given his own talk show.
11/29/11 1:40pm ET
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Detroit Lions Fans Protest Nickelback Halftime Show
A.V. Club
A group of Detroit Lions fans have banded together to circulate a petition to replace Nickelback as the halftime entertainment at the NFL team's annual Thanksgiving game in the Motor City. As of this posting, over 50,000 fans have signed the online petition. 11/9/11 1:51pm ET
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Stay classy, Detroit.
11/16/11 11:45pm ET
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Herman Cain Calls Michele Bachmann 'Tutti-Frutti'
Politico
In a forthcoming interview with GQ magazine, Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain was asked what ice cream flavor would best describe fellow GOP hopeful Michele Bachmann. His response: ''I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti.'' Cain also described Mitt Romney as ''plain vanilla'' and Rick Perry as ''rocky road.'' 11/14/11 11:29am ET
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But privately, he suggested vanilla fudge swirl.
11/16/11 11:43pm ET
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Brad Pitt to Retire from Acting in 3 Years
60 Minutes
In an interview with Australia's '60 Minutes' this weekend, Brad Pitt (47) said he plans to retire from acting in 3 years. After that? ''Hell if I know. I am really enjoying the producing side and development of stories and putting those pieces together. And getting stories to the plate that might have had a tougher time otherwise.'' [VIDEO] 11/14/11 10:45am ET
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Officially, that is.
11/16/11 11:42pm ET
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Gadhafi was Addicted to Sex, Viagra
Daily Mail
According to his former manservant Faisal, late Libyan dictator Moammar Gadhafi was a sex addict who would regularly have sex with four or five women in a day. Gadhafi picked up many of the women at Tripoli University, where he gave lectures and had sex with them in a nearby room -- keeping up his stamina with a dangerously extensive intake of Viagra. 11/14/11 4:10pm ET
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Finally, something we have in common.
11/16/11 11:41pm ET
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Benetton Ads Show World Leaders Kissing
Newser
Fashion retailer Benetton has launched an ad campaign called ''Unhate'' that features photos of world leaders digitally altered to make it look like they're kissing each other. President Obama, for example, is lip-locked with China's Hu Jintao and, separately, Hugo Chavez. Other kissers include the leaders of Israel and Palestine and the two Koreas. 11/16/11 6:07pm ET
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Unhate? Wish I could Unsee.
11/16/11 11:40pm ET
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Occupy Protesters Posting on Craigslist for Sex
SF Weekly
Occupy demonstrators in San Francisco are turning to Craigslist in apparent protest against not getting laid. Listings in the Missed Connections and Casual Encounters sections have begun popping up with such headlines as ''Occupy Your Submissive Throat'' and ''#occupymycock.'' 10/27/11 5:54pm ET
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Finally, something Congress is willing to give them.
11/14/11 2:58am ET
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