A man calling himself Mister PeePee is on a mission to masturbate in every Starbucks bathroom in New York City -- and photograph the results. A self-described big fan of the chain, the man also plans to rate the cleanliness of each bathroom and whether or not he was interrupted, all on a boner scale. At last count, there were 298 Starbucks in the city. 10/27/11 6:36pm ET
Occupy demonstrators in San Francisco are turning to Craigslist in apparent protest against not getting laid. Listings in the Missed Connections and Casual Encounters sections have begun popping up with such headlines as ''Occupy Your Submissive Throat'' and ''#occupymycock.'' 10/27/11 5:54pm ET
Occupy demonstrators in San Francisco are turning to Craigslist in apparent protest against not getting laid. Listings in the Missed Connections and Casual Encounters sections have begun popping up with such headlines as ''Occupy Your Submissive Throat'' and ''#occupymycock.'' 10/27/11 5:54pm ET
"The big corporations have been fucking us for long enough. It's time we started fucking back!"
Fertility doctors at Harvard and Murcia University have some unequivocally bad news for young men: they may have to choose between sweets and fertility. A joint study between the American and Spanish universities has concluded that men who eat a high quantity of junk food have weaker sperm, which are less likely to fertilize their partner's egg. 10/19/11 4:11pm ET
Fertility doctors at Harvard and Murcia University have some unequivocally bad news for young men: they may have to choose between sweets and fertility. A joint study between the American and Spanish universities has concluded that men who eat a high quantity of junk food have weaker sperm, which are less likely to fertilize their partner's egg. 10/19/11 4:11pm ET
All this talk off eggs is making me hungry. Who's up for Denny's?
Two brothers have been arrested for dismantling, stealing, and selling the Covert's Crossing Bridge, a rarely used crossing in rural Pennsylvania. The brothers (24,25) used a blowtorch to disassemble the 15-ton, 50' by 20' structure, then sold the pieces for $5,000 to a scrap metal company, which later reported the suspicious transaction to police. 10/17/11 4:20pm ET
Their lawyer plans to use the unconventional "But your honor, you have to admit, it's pretty damn funny" defense.
A pair of coworkers at Skydive Taft in Bakersfield, CA -- he a skydiving instructor/porn actor, she the company's receptionist -- decided to film themselves having sex while skydiving in an attempt to get Howard Stern's attention. The instructor, Alex Torres, has been fired by the company, and the fate of the receptionist, Hope Howell, is still up in the air. (NSFW) 10/17/11 3:11pm ET
A pair of coworkers at Skydive Taft in Bakersfield, CA -- he a skydiving instructor/porn actor, she the company's receptionist -- decided to film themselves having sex while skydiving in an attempt to get Howard Stern's attention. The instructor, Alex Torres, has been fired by the company, and the fate of the receptionist, Hope Howell, is still up in the air. (NSFW) 10/17/11 3:11pm ET
I'm totally doing this! Then I can cross two things of my bucket list at the same time: skydiving and having sex.
Hackers appeared to have commandeered the YouTube page of the venerable 'Sesame Street' children's show Sunday, reprogramming the page with content brought to you by the letter 'X.' The show page had to be taken offline by YouTube after users who called up the account began seeing explicit sex videos instead of Muppets. 10/17/11 1:21pm ET
PBS is trying to determine who on Sesame Street was responsible. Here's a thought: maybe start with the character who wears a cape.
Hackers appeared to have commandeered the YouTube page of the venerable 'Sesame Street' children's show Sunday, reprogramming the page with content brought to you by the letter 'X.' The show page had to be taken offline by YouTube after users who called up the account began seeing explicit sex videos instead of Muppets. 10/17/11 1:21pm ET
I was about to say.... When I was a kid, they didn't have any muppet named Dirty Sanchez.
As part of his ''quest to seek and destroy unnecessary burdens on the freedom and liberties of people'' -- and to create new jobs -- Florida state Rep. Ritch Workman (R) has submitted a bill to repeal Florida's 22-year-old ban on tossing little people for sport at bars. 10/6/11 5:05pm ET
While he's at it, he should seek and destroy that unnecessary "t" in his first name.
New research suggests that even in modern societies, humans are still changing and evolving in response to the environment. By studying an island population in Quebec, researchers found a genetic push toward younger age at first reproduction and larger families. This is the first direct evidence of natural selection in a relatively modern human population. 10/6/11 3:53pm ET
To the researchers I ask: is evolution even possible without Steve Jobs?
The White House press office issued credentials to reporters and photojournalists covering the president's trip this week to Washington state, California, and Colorado. The credential even provides a handy graphic highlighting (in white) which states the president will visit. The only problem: Wyoming is highlighted, not Colorado. 9/28/11 6:52pm ET
The Republican presidential candidates can't wait to pounce on the mistake. Once they figure out what it is.
The White House press office issued credentials to reporters and photojournalists covering the president's trip this week to Washington state, California, and Colorado. The credential even provides a handy graphic highlighting (in white) which states the president will visit. The only problem: Wyoming is highlighted, not Colorado. 9/28/11 6:52pm ET
So to those out west whose states weren't included in the president's trip, it's not that you don't matter. It's that the White House didn't know you were there.
According to a new LinkedIn survey of 17,000 professionals around the world, the top five office pet peeves are: people who don't take ownership of their actions, people who constantly complain, people who don't clean up after themselves in common areas, boring meetings that start late or go too long, and people who pretend they missed your emails. 9/28/11 7:57pm ET
The biggest office pet peeve in the Eurozone: no longer having an office.
According to a new LinkedIn survey of 17,000 professionals around the world, the top five office pet peeves are: people who don't take ownership of their actions, people who constantly complain, people who don't clean up after themselves in common areas, boring meetings that start late or go too long, and people who pretend they missed your emails. 9/28/11 7:57pm ET
The biggest pet peeve in Japan is office pranks? Apparently those are only welcome on every one of their TV shows.
In conversations that were wire-tapped as part of his ongoing prostitution investigation, Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi bragged about having sex with eight women in one night -- and lamented that he couldn't manage another three. 9/20/11 1:52pm ET
Big deal, so have I. Ok, so maybe not in one night. And ok, so maybe not eight. And ok, so maybe not real women.
A policy banning open homosexuality in the U.S. military has been repealed after nearly two decades. Introduced during the Clinton years, the end of ''don't ask, don't tell'' means service members can now reveal they are gay without fear of investigation or discharge. 9/20/11 1:13pm ET
Don't know why this was such a big deal. Everyone could tell which ones were gay. They were the ones who marched in-time.
In conversations that were wire-tapped as part of his ongoing prostitution investigation, Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi bragged about having sex with eight women in one night -- and lamented that he couldn't manage another three. 9/20/11 1:52pm ET
I read that Italy also just got downgraded by S&P. Jealous much?
Two Tennessee women have been charged with stealing $1,200 worth of art from an Arby's restaurant. According to police, Connie Sumlin (45) and Gail Johnson (58) were caught on surveillance video stealing a picture of pears and a piece of metal wall art from the store's lobby. One of the women also purchased some food before leaving. 9/19/11 5:51pm ET
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